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US Elections 2020 III - Mo Cuntery for Old Men

Started by Pearly-Dewdrops Drops, September 30, 2020, 03:39:32 AM

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jobotic

Will Trump end up with more votes than any loser in history? Surely he already has.

That should cheer him up!

Shoulders?-Stomach!


pigamus

Quote from: jobotic on November 05, 2020, 10:55:01 PM
Will Trump end up with more votes than any loser in history? Surely he already has.

That should cheer him up!

Didn't he add something like three million to his vote? Four million?

I mean fuckin Ada.

Rich Uncle Skeleton

Trump speaking in half an hour apparently

whats the title for thread 4?

jobotic

Fucking Ada indeed.

It's not a protest at being left behind anymore, it's embracing fascism and white supremacy. I was thinking that Johnson and Cummings wouldn't like this result but they're probably pretty happy after all.

madhair60


Wonderful Butternut

Quote from: jobotic on November 05, 2020, 10:55:01 PM
Will Trump end up with more votes than any loser in history? Surely he already has.

That should cheer him up!

Yeah, he's on 69 millionish atm.

He won with 62 million in 2016. Obama won with 66 million in 2016.

The Culture Bunker

I was set to head off to bed, but I'll stay up in the hope of seeing a Big Mac/amphetamine fuelled Trump go into a rant against the world. He'll probably be subdued now that I've said that.

Ferris

Quote from: Wonderful Butternut on November 05, 2020, 10:54:03 PM
Well they have the 'football' (big briefcase full of computers) for launching the nukes so once he's separated from that his nuclear code card is useless.

That'll be the nuclear football that randomers were taking photos with and bragging about having a turn on it at his shitty golf club (name of which escapes me).

Operty1

I hope Trump hits his absolute apex of rage and literally bursts into a giant ball of piss.

Wonderful Butternut

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on November 05, 2020, 11:05:34 PM
That'll be the nuclear football that randomers were taking photos with and bragging about having a turn on it at his shitty golf club (name of which escapes me).

Yeah that'd be it. A military aide follows the President around with it at all times.

One wonders what happens if there's a nuclear attack from the Commies requiring immediate retaliation before all the US' own missile sites are destroyed whilst POTUS is halfway through the process of expelling a large, stubborn stool.


Ferris

Quote from: Rich Uncle Skeleton on November 05, 2020, 11:01:02 PM
whats the title for thread 4?

Need 4 Speed (or other amphetamines to keep the candidates functioning)

DrGreggles

Quote from: Rich Uncle Skeleton on November 05, 2020, 11:01:02 PM
whats the title for thread 4?


US Elections 2020 IV - Walk right in, walk walk walk right in, cuz it's Biden time

Alberon


Operty1

Quote from: DrGreggles on November 05, 2020, 11:08:59 PM

US Elections 2020 IV - Walk right in, walk walk walk right in, cuz it's Biden time

I hope Biden walks up to the podium after winning doing the Teresa May dance walk thing she did, just as a kind of nod to us In the U.K.

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Quote from: Operty1 on November 05, 2020, 11:11:56 PM
I hope Biden walks up to the podium after winning doing the Teresa May dance walk thing she did, just as a kind of nod to us In the U.K.

Quote from: Mr Farenheit on November 01, 2020, 10:52:47 PM


Ferris

US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona

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Whenever I see Donald Trump I'm mainly thinking I bet he constantly reeks of boiled cabbage.  He just has that vibe about him.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I suspect the main honk whiffing off the cunt currently is Errands.

Ferris



DrGreggles


Thursday


Quote from: Wonderful Butternut on November 05, 2020, 11:03:25 PM
Obama won with 66 million in 2016.

And the fucking Russians just went ahead and handed it to Trump anyway.

Quote from: jobotic on November 05, 2020, 11:01:48 PM
Fucking Ada indeed.

It's not a protest at being left behind anymore, it's embracing fascism and white supremacy. I was thinking that Johnson and Cummings wouldn't like this result but they're probably pretty happy after all.

It's difficult to deny this now.  I keep reading that the GOP can now 'purge the Trumpists'.

You surely have to ask the question 'why would they purge the Trumpists'?

Let's be honest here - without COVID, it looks like Trump would've won this comfortably.  70m Americans are happy to reinstall this man - I'm in no doubt you could've added another 5m without his handling of the pandemic.

He's spent four years in office calling for a police state, talking about being president forever, cuddling up to dictators, governing with a real sense of spite, coming out with racist bullshit on an almost daily basis.  The folks lapping this up aren't being hoodwinked, nor are they likely to all keel over tomorrow.  He's clearly their mouthpiece.  The 'Trumpists' aren't a handful of lunatics at the head of the party; it's the GOP electorate.  No GOP presidential candidate has ever take this many votes.

As repulsive as most of us find the man, it might be a time to take a good, hard look at the American people.  Given the constant comparisons and references to Nazi Germany, I'd offer another; this is similar to the number of Germans who, post-war, claimed to be in the thrall of Hitler.  Somehow they didn't vote for him; if they did, they didn't realise he was serious; and after that, their lives got better so they didn't worry about the Jewish family down the round; yes, of course they joined the Hitler Youth/BDM/SS/SA, but so did everyone else, and besides it was more like a social club/scouts.  Pretending that this can all be fixed by removing Trump appointees is why we're in this place at the moment.  This is going to take a generation or so to correct, if it is to be corrected at all.

TL;DR America is as racist as Trump

peanutbutter

Jeb Bush is hugely responsible for Trump, you'd have to think. He got to ride ALLLLLLLLL of the lingering negativity regarding 2008 by opposing both the the previous 28 years of presidencies quite directly. Then the Bush's got all pally with the establishment dems just to reinforce the notion that the guy in office with everything on his side was still the anti establishment candidate.

Shitholes in middle america were only really starting to recover at all from 2008 around 2016, of course they'd attribute whatever good came along afterwards to him in that context.



I wonder how much those signed cheques had an impact too... Pelosi endlessly grandstanding but not actually getting anything done for years, meanwhile the cheques arrived with his signature, wouldn't surprise me tbh

chveik

yep the dems are fucking terrible and don't want anything to change. ironically some states in the south have put in place some progressive laws while still voting for Trump

Sin Agog

Yeah, Dems and Dem-like creatures cracked open a giant rift for a huge chunk of the electorate to fall into, and because politics rewards hegemons and quacks, naturally it was them waiting to catch them at the bottom, rather than socialists, who are herbivorous animals and not built for short bursts of speed.

Quote from: chveik on November 06, 2020, 01:06:49 AM
yep the dems are fucking terrible and don't want anything to change. ironically some states in the south have put in place some progressive laws while still voting for Trump

Florida just voted to raise the minimum wage to $15 and went for Trump.  Complicated animals, humans.