Author Topic: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.  (Read 1254 times)

Danger Man

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I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« on: October 01, 2020, 10:34:14 AM »
He was naked in my bed.

But then he got dressed and we had lunch in a cafe in Tokyo.

But then a girl came into the cafe with a gun and he ran away.


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Flouncer

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2020, 10:41:27 AM »
I often dream about Shifty. Usually, we're camping in the lake district - it's a cool clear night, and we tenderly make love beneath the stars, then I fall asleep in his strong arms as he whispers Italian poetry into my ear. What a guy.

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2020, 10:43:10 AM »
I've never dreamed about a Cabber. Last night Youtuber Drew Gooden was in my dream. He was wearing combat trousers and a combat t-shirt, and I walked past him. We were in some kind of park and there was poo on the ground and I looked at the poo and then looked at Drew who made a face.

Buelligan

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Did the face look like this -


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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2020, 10:56:56 AM »
fuck is this

Danger Man

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2020, 10:58:29 AM »
Did the face look like this -



A bit.

When he got dressed he looked a bit like this



but blue instead of green.

I'm doing Stoptober but with beer instead of fags.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2020, 01:13:13 PM »
I've never dreamt of a CABber,  either, surprisingly enough. The people I dream of most are Mark E. Smith ( this has increased since he died), and my top Russian Emily Blunt lookalike ex- girlfriend ( been almost 8 years since she chucked me, she 's a married mum living in England now, yet she cropped up in one of me dreams again  a couple of nights ago, a bit worrying, really).

I'm disappointed that it wasn't me that Danger Man was dreaming about :(

Flouncer

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2020, 01:22:28 PM »
It would have been a fucking nightmare if you'd turned up, mate.

Glebe

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2020, 06:12:12 PM »
He was naked in my bed.

But then he got dressed and we had lunch in a cafe in Tokyo.

But then a girl came into the cafe with a gun and he ran away.


Help me

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Janie Jones

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2020, 07:13:02 PM »
Did he pin and mount you, like a butterfly?

Pingers

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2020, 07:35:52 PM »
I dreamed about Shoulders a while ago. To begin with he had hair and breasts, but later on he was bald with no breasts. Neither was especially appealing if I'm honest.

Danger Man

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2020, 08:09:46 PM »
Did he pin and mount you, like a butterfly?

He did pin me but he didn't mount me.

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2020, 08:47:58 PM »
I'm doing Stoptober but with beer instead of fags.

Stoptober but with magic mushrooms sounds more appropriate.

bgmnts

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2020, 08:48:33 PM »
Octsober.

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2020, 08:52:27 PM »
Octsober.

That's actually better than Stoptober.

Buelligan

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Keir Starmer did a poo
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2020, 10:25:07 PM »
Yes it is.  Especially for me, I think I've mentioned before that Tobe or Toby is synonymous with excrement in my mind - I have no idea why and apologise to all Tobys.  Anyway, obviously, Stoptober, makes me think of Keir Starmer.  Not good at all.

Out on its own.

Ray Travez

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2020, 11:27:33 PM »
The people I dream of most are Mark E. Smith ( this has increased since he died)

It's the ghost of his memory

Glebe

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2020, 11:55:56 PM »
Bob Dylan considers comedy-forum-centric rewrite.

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2020, 12:37:49 AM »
Bob Dylan considers comedy-forum-centric rewrite.

Surely “Morrissey considers...” etc?

Glebe

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2020, 12:40:28 AM »
Surely “Morrissey considers...” etc?

Fair enough Ferris!

Re: Keir Starmer did a poo
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2020, 06:21:14 AM »
Yes it is.  Especially for me, I think I've mentioned before that Tobe or Toby is synonymous with excrement in my mind - I have no idea why and apologise to all Tobys. 

I knew that I didn't like my name for a reason...

Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2020, 07:32:36 AM »
Shiftwork's definitely a step up from Extricate, but I can't say I've ever dreamed about it.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2020, 08:36:06 AM »
Shiftwork's definitely a step up from Extricate, but I can't say I've ever dreamed about it.

Really? Half of it sounds like anemic Happy Mondays, with a bit of Mekons doing Country and Western mixed in.Quite a few duff lyrics, too. I wouldn't " dream" of overpraising it!

Danger Man

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2020, 11:30:10 AM »
Shiftwork's definitely a step up from Extricate, but I can't say I've ever dreamed about it.

Tonight I'm going to dream that you only have one Fall LP and it's Ersatz GB.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2020, 12:45:26 PM »
Tonight I'm going to dream that you only have one Fall LP and it's Ersatz GB.

Why don't you dream about me, you miserable cunt?

Danger Man

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2020, 01:00:27 PM »
It's hard to dream about people when you don't know what they look like.

(Though I suppose middle-aged, male, balding, phimosis would cover most on here)

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2020, 01:05:47 PM »
It's hard to dream about people when you don't know what they look like.

Everyone looks like their avatar, no? I thought that was the rule I agreed to when signing up.

Unrelated topic - have I ever mentioned my .259/.306/.464 career slash line after 16 years in the majors?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2020, 01:06:28 PM »
It's hard to dream about people when you don't know what they look like.

(Though I suppose middle-aged, male, balding, phimosis would cover most on here)
Just imagine Neil Pearson, but he's let himself go a bit.

Buelligan

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Re: Keir Starmer did a poo, a finger of fudge
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2020, 03:29:40 PM »
I knew that I didn't like my name for a reason...

Gregory's much better.  Stick with Gregory.  Gregory Toblerone.

Cuellar

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Re: I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2020, 03:40:18 PM »
Billy fucking Bragg etc.

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