I dreamed about Shiftwork last night.

[Danger Man]

He was naked in my bed.

But then he got dressed and we had lunch in a cafe in Tokyo.

But then a girl came into the cafe with a gun and he ran away.


Help me

[Flouncer]

I often dream about Shifty. Usually, we're camping in the lake district - it's a cool clear night, and we tenderly make love beneath the stars, then I fall asleep in his strong arms as he whispers Italian poetry into my ear. What a guy.

[Fambo Number Mive]

I've never dreamed about a Cabber. Last night Youtuber Drew Gooden was in my dream. He was wearing combat trousers and a combat t-shirt, and I walked past him. We were in some kind of park and there was poo on the ground and I looked at the poo and then looked at Drew who made a face.

[Buelligan]

Did the face look like this -

[shiftwork2]

fuck is this

[Danger Man]

Did the face look like this -

A bit.

When he got dressed he looked a bit like this



but blue instead of green.

I'm doing Stoptober but with beer instead of fags.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I've never dreamt of a CABber,  either, surprisingly enough. The people I dream of most are Mark E. Smith ( this has increased since he died), and my top Russian Emily Blunt lookalike ex- girlfriend ( been almost 8 years since she chucked me, she 's a married mum living in England now, yet she cropped up in one of me dreams again  a couple of nights ago, a bit worrying, really).

I'm disappointed that it wasn't me that Danger Man was dreaming about :(

[Flouncer]

It would have been a fucking nightmare if you'd turned up, mate.

[Glebe]

He was naked in my bed.

But then he got dressed and we had lunch in a cafe in Tokyo.

But then a girl came into the cafe with a gun and he ran away.


Help me

Tarantino's script notes for Pulp Fiction 2 revealed.

[Janie Jones]

Did he pin and mount you, like a butterfly?

[Pingers]

I dreamed about Shoulders a while ago. To begin with he had hair and breasts, but later on he was bald with no breasts. Neither was especially appealing if I'm honest.

[Danger Man]

Did he pin and mount you, like a butterfly?

He did pin me but he didn't mount me.

THANK CHRIST

[Johnny Yesno]

I'm doing Stoptober but with beer instead of fags.

Stoptober but with magic mushrooms sounds more appropriate.

[bgmnts]

Octsober.

[Johnny Yesno]

Octsober.

That's actually better than Stoptober.

[Buelligan]

Yes it is.  Especially for me, I think I've mentioned before that Tobe or Toby is synonymous with excrement in my mind - I have no idea why and apologise to all Tobys.  Anyway, obviously, Stoptober, makes me think of Keir Starmer.  Not good at all.

Out on its own.

[Ray Travez]

The people I dream of most are Mark E. Smith ( this has increased since he died)

It's the ghost of his memory

[Glebe]

Bob Dylan considers comedy-forum-centric rewrite.

[Ferris]

Bob Dylan considers comedy-forum-centric rewrite.

Surely "Morrissey considers..." etc?

[Glebe]

Surely "Morrissey considers..." etc?

Fair enough Ferris!

[Pink Gregory]

Yes it is.  Especially for me, I think I've mentioned before that Tobe or Toby is synonymous with excrement in my mind - I have no idea why and apologise to all Tobys. 

I knew that I didn't like my name for a reason...

[Neville Chamberlain]

Shiftwork's definitely a step up from Extricate, but I can't say I've ever dreamed about it.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Shiftwork's definitely a step up from Extricate, but I can't say I've ever dreamed about it.

Really? Half of it sounds like anemic Happy Mondays, with a bit of Mekons doing Country and Western mixed in.Quite a few duff lyrics, too. I wouldn't " dream" of overpraising it!

[Danger Man]

Shiftwork's definitely a step up from Extricate, but I can't say I've ever dreamed about it.

Tonight I'm going to dream that you only have one Fall LP and it's Ersatz GB.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Tonight I'm going to dream that you only have one Fall LP and it's Ersatz GB.

Why don't you dream about me, you miserable cunt?

[Danger Man]

It's hard to dream about people when you don't know what they look like.

(Though I suppose middle-aged, male, balding, phimosis would cover most on here)

[Ferris]

It's hard to dream about people when you don't know what they look like.

Everyone looks like their avatar, no? I thought that was the rule I agreed to when signing up.

Unrelated topic - have I ever mentioned my .259/.306/.464 career slash line after 16 years in the majors?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

It's hard to dream about people when you don't know what they look like.

(Though I suppose middle-aged, male, balding, phimosis would cover most on here)

Just imagine Neil Pearson, but he's let himself go a bit.

[Buelligan]

I knew that I didn't like my name for a reason...

Gregory's much better.  Stick with Gregory.  Gregory Toblerone.

[Cuellar]

Billy fucking Bragg etc.