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Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« on: October 02, 2020, 08:16:14 AM »
Not sure where to put this and don't have much info yet, but according to Popbitch, Gary Barlow and James Corden are working on a record 'celebrating British humour'.

I thought it only fair to warn everyone. This may be the absolute peak S4C.

Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2020, 08:30:25 AM »
The 'desolation' thread's over there ->

Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2020, 09:16:16 AM »
Comedy Song Sounds Like a New (Bar)Low for Corden

Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2020, 09:26:11 AM »
I think it's, mercifully, just 1 song on his forthcoming album (which also features Michael Bubble). I hope it's Barlow singing one of his shit song with Corden going, 'ooh, I've done a whoopsie on the carpet' in the background.

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Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2020, 09:28:23 AM »
Not sure where to put this and don't have much info yet, but according to Popbitch, Gary Barlow and James Corden are working on a record 'celebrating British humour'.

I thought it only fair to warn everyone. This may be the absolute peak S4C.

Give me Farage goose-stepping through Waitrose in full Brexit regalia
Give me Gove on Jackanory
Give me Boris handing out Union Jack bodysuits to all pre-schoolers
Give me Cummings sticking Last Night of the Proms into all of my orifices

But Christ...Christ! Don't give me this.

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Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2020, 09:38:42 AM »
I cannot wait to hear this. I'll be like DeNiro holding his hand over the hob in Taxi Driver. Pain will make me strong.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2020, 09:45:13 AM »
Lettttttt's get ready to Rhhhhhhumble

My name is James and that one's Gary
He used to be in a boy band but now he is...wary

Yeh, SPICEWORLD!

We're here to tell you of a brand new craze
Britain's lost its humour, but we're not....phazed...Psyche!

Yeh, SPICEWORLD

Great Britain Over All
Comedy makes you free.

Come on you fakkkkkin cannnnntts, laugh for Britain. 5 out of 10 cats, get it down you Laddddzzzz
Bernard Manning, he's not that bad, Chubby Brown FAT MEN RULE
Pie and a pint...you what? Pie and a pint? who the faaaaack are you....get out of the recording booth you stumpy git. No, I don't want a fucking pie and pint right now...Noooooo Noooo, Gary! GARRRYYY!! Oh hell, the teeth! the claws!!! THE MAWWWWW!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2020, 11:00:12 AM »
Fuckin' 2020, man.  Fucking 2020.

Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2020, 09:00:30 PM »
I was like "yeah so have their fun"

but

a COMEDY record

black hole of deso

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Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2020, 09:30:20 PM »
Give me Farage goose-stepping through Waitrose in full Brexit regalia
Give me Gove on Jackanory
Give me Boris handing out Union Jack bodysuits to all pre-schoolers
Give me Cummings sticking Last Night of the Proms into all of my orifices



# Sing Hosanna, Sing Hosanna #

Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2020, 11:28:54 PM »
I was cold I was naked were you there

Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2020, 12:36:31 AM »
They could film them both singing it in Corden's car while he drives around Los Angeles London.

Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2020, 09:11:21 AM »
And it could drive into the fucking Thames

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Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2020, 09:15:59 AM »
This is surely to cut the winter care bill. Imagine how much the NHS will save if there a re Jonestown style mass suicides all over the country. Arise Sir James and Sir Gary, thou hath saved the Kingom of Albion.

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Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2020, 09:17:45 AM »
I was cold I was naked were you there

Were you there?

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Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2020, 01:25:13 PM »
Nick Knowles provides the album's serious "ISSUES" song.  Cos there has to be one doesn't there.

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Re: Barlow and Corden. Be afraid
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2020, 07:49:41 PM »
First the pandemic, and now this.

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