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Barlow and Corden. Be afraid

Started by Gulftastic, October 02, 2020, 08:16:14 AM

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Gulftastic

Not sure where to put this and don't have much info yet, but according to Popbitch, Gary Barlow and James Corden are working on a record 'celebrating British humour'.

I thought it only fair to warn everyone. This may be the absolute peak S4C.

Neville Chamberlain

The 'desolation' thread's over there ->

frajer

Comedy Song Sounds Like a New (Bar)Low for Corden

holyzombiejesus

I think it's, mercifully, just 1 song on his forthcoming album (which also features Michael Bubble). I hope it's Barlow singing one of his shit song with Corden going, 'ooh, I've done a whoopsie on the carpet' in the background.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Gulftastic on October 02, 2020, 08:16:14 AM
Not sure where to put this and don't have much info yet, but according to Popbitch, Gary Barlow and James Corden are working on a record 'celebrating British humour'.

I thought it only fair to warn everyone. This may be the absolute peak S4C.

Give me Farage goose-stepping through Waitrose in full Brexit regalia
Give me Gove on Jackanory
Give me Boris handing out Union Jack bodysuits to all pre-schoolers
Give me Cummings sticking Last Night of the Proms into all of my orifices

But Christ...Christ! Don't give me this.

Jerzy Bondov

I cannot wait to hear this. I'll be like DeNiro holding his hand over the hob in Taxi Driver. Pain will make me strong.

BlodwynPig

Lettttttt's get ready to Rhhhhhhumble

My name is James and that one's Gary
He used to be in a boy band but now he is...wary

Yeh, SPICEWORLD!

We're here to tell you of a brand new craze
Britain's lost its humour, but we're not....phazed...Psyche!

Yeh, SPICEWORLD

Great Britain Over All
Comedy makes you free.

Come on you fakkkkkin cannnnntts, laugh for Britain. 5 out of 10 cats, get it down you Laddddzzzz
Bernard Manning, he's not that bad, Chubby Brown FAT MEN RULE
Pie and a pint...you what? Pie and a pint? who the faaaaack are you....get out of the recording booth you stumpy git. No, I don't want a fucking pie and pint right now...Noooooo Noooo, Gary! GARRRYYY!! Oh hell, the teeth! the claws!!! THE MAWWWWW!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

boki


idunnosomename

I was like "yeah so have their fun"

but

a COMEDY record

black hole of deso

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: BlodwynPig on October 02, 2020, 09:28:23 AM
Give me Farage goose-stepping through Waitrose in full Brexit regalia
Give me Gove on Jackanory
Give me Boris handing out Union Jack bodysuits to all pre-schoolers
Give me Cummings sticking Last Night of the Proms into all of my orifices



# Sing Hosanna, Sing Hosanna #

idunnosomename

I was cold I was naked were you there

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

They could film them both singing it in Corden's car while he drives around Los Angeles London.

idunnosomename

And it could drive into the fucking Thames

Fr.Bigley

This is surely to cut the winter care bill. Imagine how much the NHS will save if there a re Jonestown style mass suicides all over the country. Arise Sir James and Sir Gary, thou hath saved the Kingom of Albion.

Jockice


Shit Good Nose

Nick Knowles provides the album's serious "ISSUES" song.  Cos there has to be one doesn't there.

Ferris