Nuns

[Butchers Blind]

You don't see as many nuns walking around like you used to.

[Ray Travez]

I used to see a lot of nuns in Didsbury. Must have been a convent. I saw denim monks in Brighton too.

The last nun I saw was Sister Margaret, about a year ago.

[JamesTC]

Nons

[Cuellar]

See loads of em round my way

[Cuellar]

And monks, too. Monks everywhere. Outside sexual health clinics, walking across a bridge, all that sort of thing.

[Ray Travez]

I have seen attack monks on fire off the shoulder of Orion

[bomb_dog]

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch apparently.

[PlanktonSideburns]

last nun i saw was also secretly a buddist

not even lying

[PlanktonSideburns]

ooh also, first time i saw her was on a hilltop, on a windy day

she stepped out of her micra, and the radio was playing the final count down by europe

she was an absolute thug, a bully

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Nun at all.

[pancreas]

I saw a nun in the pub a couple of years ago.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Is that like the man in the boat?

[PlanktonSideburns]

nun - believable

[Rizla]

Nunobtanium

Nun Eaten

Mysteries of the nun explained

[idunnosomename]

blue nun blues

[Clatty McCutcheon]

I had to convert to Catholicism when I got married to a nun.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Two Nuns in the bath, one says where's the soap. The other replies over there in the soap dish.

[Cerys]

I was mistaken for a nun once.  This may have been in part due to the fact that I was dressed as a nun

[PlanktonSideburns]

I was mistaken for a nun once.  This may have been in part due to the fact that I was dressed as a nun

jumping to conclusions there

[Cerys]

Hence the 'may have'.

[PlanktonSideburns]

good point

[darby o chill]

N-N-N-N-Nun of them received a hero's welcome.



A Legend Gary (or Larry) once proudly showed us a nun related shock video at a party.
It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

Spoiler alert

A nun says some type of prayer then kneels down and eats a dirty big shite straight out of a priest's arsehole.

[close]

Look it up if you must. That's my only nun anecdote. Bye.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Nun! AAAARGH!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You don't see as many nuns walking around like you used to.

Yes, it's my eyesight and I wish you wouldn't bring it up like this.

[steve98]

Nessun Dorma

[Dex Sawash]

Check the PHWOARR thread

[Better Midlands]

You don't see as many nuns walking around like you used to.

They've got out of the habit.

[rack and peanut]

Not so much nunplussed as nunminused.

_Sorry

[poo]

Got a great joke about nuns:


There was these two nuns having a wank.

[SpiderChrist]

Ain't had nun and ain't gonna get nun neither.