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Retrain With Rishi

Started by Cuellar, October 08, 2020, 11:04:12 AM

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bgmnts

QuoteYour answers show that:

you are a creative person and enjoy coming up with new ways of doing things
you enjoy helping and listening to other people
you are a practical person and enjoy getting things done
The following job categories are based on the answers you have given. You can choose to view more results at the bottom of the page.


And they are:

Animal care,
Healthcare,
Social care,
Engineering and maintenance,
Environment and land.


Diolch Rishi boi.

Inspector Norse

QuoteJob roles that might suit you

Tramp

😕

Inspector Norse

Actually I got IT or social care. Specific titles included:

Youth offending team officer
British Sign Language interpreter
Housing officer
Accommodation warden
Equalities officer
Probation officer
Information scientist
IT security coordinator
Technical architect
Head of IT
Digital product owner
Digital delivery manager

Literally none of which hold any interest whatsoever for me.

I did one of these in high school and got Merchant Navy Catering Officer. What could have been...

Bently Sheds

Animal Care
Social Care
Care Worker
Engineering and Maintenance
Forgot the other one, but it was equally as bollocks as the other four, no fucking way would I pump a gerbil's stomach or wipe some old cunt's arse. I could probably whip up a decent ring road or multi storey car park, an unstable & inherently dangerous one, but I bet I could do it. Or a ring road.

Pink Gregory

Pizza man
Organ grinder
Leaning tower maker
Pizza man

PlanktonSideburns

I like to laugh
I like to have fun
I like the meet people who make me laugh
I like having fun
I like to laugh
I like to meet people Who like to have fun

DrGreggles


Fr.Bigley

C'mon lads, lets all become seismologists and shake the establishment to its foundations

Sebastian Cobb

40 hours over a weekend sounds brutal but once you've rattled it out you've got the whole week to yourself. A few dabs of billy would see you through.

Fr.Bigley

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on October 08, 2020, 07:07:40 PM
40 hours over a weekend sounds brutal but once you've rattled it out you've got the whole week to yourself. A few dabs of billy would see you through.

I'm with Cobb's on this one. who else is sorted for e's and wizz?

frajer

Job roles that might suit you:

Chancellor of the Exchequer

Hard cheese, Rishi. I'll get you a box.

Inspector Norse

I answered "strongly disagree" on all of them and it told me it couldn't find any jobs that would suit me so I'm suing it.

Fr.Bigley

Quote from: Inspector Norse on October 08, 2020, 07:25:57 PM
I answered "strongly disagree" on all of them and it told me it couldn't find any jobs that would suit me so I'm suing it.

surely if you strongly disagree with a blanket of reasonable questions, you're a shoe in for a Tory backbencher seat.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Fr.Bigley on October 08, 2020, 07:27:26 PM
surely if you strongly disagree with a blanket of reasonable questions, you're a shoe in for a Tory backbencher seat.

or a btl landlord.

Road worker
Cycling coach
Aromatherapist
Actor
Meteorologist
Non-destructive testing technician

Fr.Bigley


chveik

"Because of your answers, we could not recommend any job categories"

thanks, I guess I'll stick to my current career - pretending to look for employment in order to keep my benefits.

PlanktonSideburns

got the two jobs i already do

Dex Sawash

It told me BOXER so watch out

Quote from: Dex Sawash on October 08, 2020, 08:28:53 PM
It told me BOXER so watch out

You gonna do a shit in my Amazon delivery?

Stoneage Dinosaurs

I tried doing this and when it got to the end it redirected me back to the start. Not a good sign.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: Better Midlands on October 08, 2020, 08:39:52 PM
You gonna do a shit in my Amazon delivery?

The envelopes are for shits

olliebean

Quote from: The Lurker on October 08, 2020, 03:47:38 PM
I got told that I was basically unemployable. Joke's on them though, I currently have a job.



I got that as well. I reckon it's because I gave a lot of "It depends" answers. Apparently adaptability to circumstance is not a valued skill.

Fair play, though, it's probably the appropriate outcome in my case. I got something similar when I tried to sign up to eHarmony for yer online dating gubbins. I'm fundamentally unviable.

Cuellar

Oooh tucked down in the 'Social Care' results I've just found that it's recommended 'Religious Leader' for me.

Pay: variable
Hours 37-39 a week.

Not bad! Anyone want to follow me?

PlanktonSideburns

i like doing things that people tell me to do

what kind of fucking question is this? of course it depends on whats been said

christ

Butchers Blind

Spent five minutes doing the survey at the end they told me to fuck off. Thanks gov.uk.

Jittlebags

Mongoose Breeder
Deep Sea Diver
Personal Chef
Prophet
Vagrant
Sooterkin Retriever
Valet
Pest Controller
Fluffer

PlanktonSideburns

WHAT DISNEY PRINCESS ARE YOU

FIND OUT AT YOU.GOV.BERK

Shoulders?-Stomach!

If you want a steady job look at what will always be needed. If you are up for getting rich/going broke look at what doesn't exist but might become useful.

Jockice

Mine said I should go into social care. I'm a bit disappointed it didn't suggest a career though.