Jerry Sadowitz in your house???!!!?

[chocolate teapot]

Couldn't see a thread on this. You pay he delivers (himself)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jerry-sadowitz-LIVE-comedy-magic-show/203131728026?hash=item2f4b98309a%3Ag%3AuA0AAOSwlJlfe428&fbclid=IwAR2uRFzJP3lYscMeLIY_His1OlPLaJrc-jQnLRJXwyx63Fv3hjsJ0eme1sE

[MigraineBoy]

ideal scenario: 2 minutes in one of the 4 attendees just whips their phone out & starts filming.

[lipsink]

He'll definitely need to wear a visor with the amount he spits.

[Wet Blanket]

SELLER RESERVES THE RIGHT NOT TO DO THE SHOW FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER.

He regularly refuses to perform if he turns up at venues that don't meet his specific criteria so you're on a real hiding to nothing inviting him into your living room

[thecuriousorange]

I'll book him for my work Christmas do.

[Hand Solo]

Let's all club together to pay him and surreptitiously give him Dynamo's address.

[Captain Crunch]

My favourite joke from Sadowitz, and possibly ever, is when he said "Activia yoghurt, fucking Activia yoghurt you can fucking pour it fucking Activia yoghurt.  Course you can fucking pour it, if you couldn't fucking pour it it would be FUCKING CHEESE"

Genius. 

[Benjaminos]

Mine is 'and now, the world's first racist card trick'

*shuffles the deck, deals out every black card while shouting 'out! out! out!'*

[Hand Solo]

Could actually be feasible to club together on here and get a private CaB only show via Zoom/Skype?

Doubt he'd go for that, but it'd be an idea. He'd almost definitely get his cock out, though.

[the science eel]

I saw him in Edinburgh last year and he didn't go down well at ALL.

As he left he said something like 'well I THINK some of you enjoyed it...I'm really not sure!' - sardonic laugh, fucked off stage sharpish. An odd night.

[bomb_dog]

Could actually be feasible to club together on here and get a private CaB only show via Zoom/Skype?

Not on this auction - it's already £2,100 for the winner and up to five guests.

[Hand Solo]

Not on this auction - it's already £2,100 for the winner and up to five guests.

Winner and 4 guests, surely - what with the rule of 6?

So that'll be Zippy, George, Bungle.. and which out of Rod, Jane and Freddie to invite? Jane, most likely.

[Ptolemy Ptarmigan]

Winner and 4 guests, surely - what with the rule of 6?

So that'll be Zippy, George, Bungle.. and which out of Rod, Jane and Freddie to invite? Jane, most likely.

Jane's married to Freddy though. Imagine the arguments. Got to be Rod.

[Retinend]

That's 350 quid each if the maximum of 6 people went.

[MigraineBoy]

That's 350 quid each if the maximum of 6 people went.

The audience can only be 5 - Jerry being the 6th.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

He sounds like a chore.

[Lost Oliver]

My idea of comic relief is turning Victoria Wood OFF

[thenoise]

Turns out not all Sadowitz fans are dirt broke after all. If it's a nice house he might start doing this every year. Probably makes more then when he played Leamington spa a few years back to an audience of a couple of dozen.

Could actually be feasible to club together on here and get a private CaB only show via Zoom/Skype?

Doubt he'd go for that, but it'd be an idea. He'd almost definitely get his cock out, though.

Sadowitz CAB radio show? Actually surprised hes never adapted his schtick to radio, especially with his being a bit of a music buff. I guess the card tricks wouldnt translate too well.

[Hand Solo]

Turns out not all Sadowitz fans are dirt broke after all. If it's a nice house he might start doing this every year. Probably makes more then when he played Leamington spa a few years back to an audience of a couple of dozen.

He'll walk in and Richard Herring will be sitting there with his podcast equipment ready to do a surprise interview, won't he?

Sadowitz CAB radio show? Actually surprised hes never adapted his schtick to radio, especially with his being a bit of a music buff. I guess the card tricks wouldnt translate too well.

He's actually a pretty decent sketch writer, some of the stuff in The Pall-Bearer's Revue is quite Python-esque, well, to the point there's a sketch about a parrot trying to return an alternative comedian to a shop because it's not funny, the other parrot takes it's head off and it's Ben Elton. And he does some quite decent impressions. So yeah, he could have applied himself to other areas like radio but `twas not Toby.

[Captain Crunch]

Over £2k with over a week to go is good going, hope he pulls it off.

[mippy]

He regularly refuses to perform if he turns up at venues that don't meet his specific criteria so you're on a real hiding to nothing inviting him into your living room

What specific criteria?

[Hand Solo]

What specific criteria?

Not enough doilies.

[petril]

Jerry Sadowitz on In Your House would be a solid reason to get the WWE Network

[Ptolemy Ptarmigan]

I like the optimism of the multiple bidder who baled out at £30.

When Sadowitz asks where the toilet is and disappears for 5 minutes I'd be torn between wanting him to leave a trick behind to be discovered later and hoping he just washes his hands properly.

[petril]

top punchline would be getting him as a guest on a radio show. and card magician is just the first reason why it's funny

[Hand Solo]

Deadline at 7pm, boys and girls!

[Noodle Lizard]

I enjoyed his single eBay review:

[Hand Solo]

I fully expect the gig in someone's front room to feature the A Mighty Wind soundtrack as the pre-show ambiance music while the audien.. bloke gets his snacks and drinks and settles into his settee.

I hope for Jerry's sake it's not just TC.