All new "mate what do you look like" thread

[Glebe]

Um, yeah, I'm not sure why either.

I'm astonished, I was gonna quickly paste Hans in their but what's the point now?

New page I look like a twat.

[purlieu]

Did you pick the black bit of your mask to match your hair dye or vice versa?

It's actually very very very very very very very very very very very dark blue.

[Ferris]

I'd be fine if we all just want to post another picture or two of samoyeds. Thanks.

[Sebastian Cobb]

It's a samoyed pub.

[Paul Calf]

Working From Home

[Absorb the anus burn]

Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers 1978 has let itself go.

[pancreas]

Working From Home

Did you buy that picture from shutterstock?

[Glebe]

PC looks like somebody off something and I can't place it.

[Paul Calf]

Did you buy that picture from shutterstock?

No. I'm just a shit-hot photographer.

[Sebastian Cobb]

His home-working space makes mine look like a terrorist cell. Shitty box bed stacked against a wall next to b&q garage shelving.

[Ferris]

His home-working space makes mine look like a terrorist cell. Shitty box bed stacked against a wall next to b&q garage shelving.

Yeah sounds pretty bad but your boy Ferris got you beat.

Fear:



5 months of that. The folding chair was an upgrade, before that I'd sit on the edge of the bath. Will my back ever recover.

[Paul Calf]

[Small Man Big Horse]

Though I have two dog puppets now, and a zebra.

[Cuellar]

I look like shit

[Sebastian Cobb]

In many ways I feel this might be bleaker than Ferris' bathroom.



The reason two drawers are missing is because I pulled the front off one of them, which leaves a load of nails sticking out the front of an mdf box (managed to kick that barefoot earlier) and because one of the other ones dropped the arse out of itself when I pulled it out and need to hammer and glue them back together.

If nothing else Calf has a throne.

[Dr Rock]

ah fuck it then

[Hand Solo]

Haha, Sebastian 'Two Drawers' Cobb

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

In many ways I feel this might be bleaker than Ferris' bathroom.



The reason two drawers are missing is because I pulled the front off one of them, which leaves a load of nails sticking out the front of an mdf box (managed to kick that barefoot earlier) and because one of the other ones dropped the arse out of itself when I pulled it out and need to hammer and glue them back together.

If nothing else Calf has a throne.

What computer mouse is that?

[Blue Jam]

I just saw it and I shat brix

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[Shit Good Nose]

Ohhhhhhh, Al... literally crying.

These and Fahrenheit's Hans mini-tale today have really made my weekend.  Superb.

[BlodwynPig]

You know, I was expecting something far more obvious...

(love it BTW!)

[poo]

What computer mouse is that?

Laughed

[Blue Jam]

Thank you Blodders <3

[BlodwynPig]

Can you spot the easter egg? Snooker related

[Ferris]

What computer mouse is that?

Superb effort.

[Blue Jam]

Can you spot the easter egg? Snooker related

I have spotted it now! Hahahahaha amazing

[Hand Solo]

Omg and I've only just realised old 80s joysticks are the perfect shape for early experimental dildos and loads of lads must have come home for a good waggle on Daley Thompson's Decathelon and found them warm and sticky after their sister had just put them back.

[hamfist]

me, glistening like wet meat

[Dr Rock]

That's a good photo