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Merry Christmas Everyone
« on: October 10, 2020, 11:56:08 AM »
Can't wait until Christmas so dropping this now

Slurry fallin'
From the spout beak
Goblins playin'
Crabbin' fun
That's the sluicing
Mumpy's on the clamping
Foety Mizbet everyone

Time for sharting
Glensturbation
Peephole glamping
In Runcorn
Time for glistening
Slime-fit for a piss binge
Simon fires up the gelding wand

We're gonna have a Sharting Contest
I'm gonna mine smeg
Underneath a leisure centre
We'll cane Slim Fast

Record gaping
Runcorn Shame Plinth
Juggy's Poovebot
Thumbs the flesh
Oh, I wish that
I booked in for the Gimp Shelf
What a nice way
To clamp a meff (whoo, yeah!)

We're gonna light a Fartstingle orb
I'm gonna mung-zorb
Bungle-deep in Benthos
Sperm dervish the mandlebrot set

GloBo pork whims (GloBo pork whims)
Glencore Recta (Glencore Recta)
Pubert bastin' (GloBo pork whims)
Homunclegunts (Glencore Recta)
Here is the Ream Hinge
Mouldy-sting and ghee tinge
Foety Mizbet, Frot Golems
Foety Mizbet, Frot Golems
Yeah!

Bryan McClownbeak (stools are queenin')
Crabs McGuigan (spitty soundin')
Cackman Biffre (milkentowely')
Forskyne du Monde (munged on entry)
Mental Grief Queen
Stomachs pumped with Beef Cream
Foety Mizbet everyone

Desmond Poontang (DJ Insertion)
A Gary Called Alan (Browne the Belmert)
Spacedockers (Night Soil Man)
Dot Com (Decoy Ham Sasquatch)
It's the season
Stoma packing treason
Foety Mizbet everyone

Potty Gubbins (milked a sentry)
Intense-o Mongbit (bossed a schlong-slit)
Fecal Nexus (Festered, feckless)
Peter Ebdon (Ebdon, Ebdon, Ebdon, Ebdon)
Time their wheezing
Which cunt necked the Riesling
Foety Mizbet everyone
Foety Mizbet everyone
Foety Mizbet everyone
« Last Edit: October 10, 2020, 12:07:54 PM by Shoulders?-Stomach! »

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2020, 12:48:35 PM »
This is amazing. After several readings, I am very surprised to note that it’s ‘stomachs pumped with Beef Cream’ that made me feel most nauseous, possibly one of the more innocuous and least retchworthy lines. Joyous stuff altogether.

The Riesling line near the end is perfect.

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2020, 01:13:30 PM »
very nice.

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2020, 02:05:06 PM »
i realised i dont know how the bridge goes so i just sung that bit to Summer Holiday's

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2020, 03:26:17 PM »
Bungle-deep in Benthos

Eat that Sharkspeer!

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2020, 05:27:51 PM »
Bungle-deep in Benthos

Eat that Sharkspeer!

Yes but...

who was shakespeares paremt's?

Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2020, 06:12:26 PM »
Feeling really Christmassy now, thanks Shoulders.

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2020, 06:32:13 PM »
Nights drawing in, start early I reckon

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2020, 11:56:58 PM »
Was speaking with Foety yesterday, told me "We've Halloween to get through first mate, lockdown, lockdown, any time y'please!"

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2020, 12:01:58 AM »
74 more sleeps x

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2020, 01:09:09 AM »
Winter drawers on.

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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2020, 12:03:59 PM »
goodest Slade song

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2020, 08:41:35 PM »
This has got me shaking in my stevens. Crazy good work Shoulders.

'Mouldy sting and ghee tinge' was my favourite line, we need more innovations of clarified butter in clowne literature

Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2020, 01:43:44 AM »
You really put the 🧝 in 🧝 🧲

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2020, 07:53:00 AM »
Several 'gleats' to all!

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2020, 07:55:00 AM »
I'm wondering how much effort was needed to create this. Either you have an amazing recourse to the glossary of poo or you spent ages constructing this! Either way, well played...well played.

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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2020, 09:39:11 PM »
I'm wondering how much effort was needed to create this. Either you have an amazing recourse to the glossary of poo or you spent ages constructing this! Either way, well played...well played.

Cheers (and others)

The repeating chorus at the end was going to get boring so it dawned on me to google XMAS VERSUS and do a roll call of incrimination.

It's not strictly canonical but hopefully still passes the bar.


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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2020, 11:22:20 PM »
you want to YouTube search JUST DANCE and dig out your favourite Christmas hits:

JUST DANCE ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU

JUST DANCE SWISH SWISH

JUST DANCE BLUE

JUST DANCE DDU DU DDU DU DU

JUST DANCE THAT POWER



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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2020, 06:07:15 AM »

Sonic the Hedgehog has really let himself go.

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