Perv Priest in Prayerhouse Porn Play with Pros

[Blumf]

A good old fashioned bit of sleaze:

https://nypost.com/2020/10/08/priest-arrested-for-having-threesome-with-corset-wearing-dominatrices-on-church-altar/

A Louisiana priest was arrested for allegedly filming himself having sex with two dominatrices on the altar at his Catholic church, a report said Thursday.
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The unidentified witness saw the half-naked priest having sex with the two women, who were dressed in corsets and high-heeled boots. The altar was also adorned with stage lighting, several sex toys, and a cellphone mounted on a tripod that was recording the act.

The witness took video footage of the unholy trinity, then called police.

I bet they did, the dirty old bollocks, I bet they fucking did!

I guess the real story here is that the choir boys at Saints Peter and Paul RC Church must be really ugly for the priest to partake in perversions with adult women.


Straight from a Tarantino produced grind-house pastiche.


Denominational Doms

Fortunately, the damage has been repaired:

The archbishop of the New Orleans Archdiocese visited the church to perform a ritual that would restore the sanctity of the altar.

[Bazooka]

The safe word was "save me Jebus!!!!".

[Cuellar]

How, or why, would you become a priest, if this is what you're into? I'm impressed with the complete lack of interest in the vocation.

[idunnosomename]

oh! hello archdeacon! this isn't what it looks like!

[touchingcloth]

I've never seen the plural form of dominatrix written down before.

"Hello. I would like to order two tattooed dominatrices dressed as vestal virgins to my Louisiana church, please."

"Two tattooed what, sir?"

"Dominatrices."

"Not with you."

"Dominatrices, the plural of dominatrix."

"Oh, two dominatrixes! Certainly, sir, they will be there within the hour."

"I bet you say 'expresso'."

[Better Midlands]

How, or why, would you become a priest, if this is what you're into? I'm impressed with the complete lack of interest in the vocation.

To add an extra frisson to your BDSM lifestyle.

[machotrouts]

Fucking "obscenity charges". Pathetic. Nosey cunt calling the police to break up a shag. If you can't stand the cum get out of the church

[Ptolemy Ptarmigan]

"I am wanking as I watch this."

[Brundle-Fly]

He's got a face that is already a Mad Magazine caricature of his own face.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Seems highly likely that the two ladies involved had set up the whole thing from the start, to get some self promotion.



She knows.

Nola.com added that Dixon, who is also an adult film actress, had posted on social media a day prior that she was traveling to the New Orleans area to meet up with another dominatrix to "defile a house of God."

[Ptolemy Ptarmigan]

I never understood what John Major saw in her.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

The young Herman Munster has let himself go (to a seminary).

[Tony Tony Tony]

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Oh yea, well top this then.

[idunnosomename]

we were just... stretching our calves on our lady's altar! isometric exercise, care to join me?

[BlodwynPig]

"I am wanking as I watch this."

Severe retraction of the glans on the return of this old 'un.

[touchingcloth]

"Jesus Christ. Ooft. Miserere nobis. Fucking...ooft. Cum sancto spirituuuuuuuuuu."

[BlodwynPig]

They had to burn the altar

https://www.nola.com/news/article_603792da-0a7c-11eb-b226-d7805e5b5a74.html

[BlodwynPig]

[spaghetamine]

dudes rock 2020

[Sebastian Cobb]

He looks like he goes round sniffing the nun's bike saddles.

[bgmnts]

Molesting boys is fine but consensual sex with women of age is chargeable offense?

Church is so weird.

[touchingcloth]

I wonder whether he tried any excuses out in the hope that people would forget about his sex crime and focus on something else?

"Holiness, Your Reverence, I came upon the alter and it did congeal in the image of the face of our lord. Hallelu, praise Jebes."

[idunnosomename]

lol found this on the google maps images

[Ferris]

Whole thing is a marketing hoax to recruit more priests, seen it coming a mile away.

[touchingcloth]

The money shot was just resting in their cunts.

[Better Midlands]

"Jesus Christ. Ooft. Miserere nobis. Fucking...ooft. Cum sancto spirituuuuuuuuuu."

Set to the soundtrack of Enigma - Sadeness

[the]

Good on him.

The archbishop of the New Orleans Archdiocese visited the church to perform a ritual that would restore the sanctity of the altar.

A bottle of Flash Kitchen and a Belinda wipe then.

How, or why, would you become a priest, if this is what you're into? I'm impressed with the complete lack of interest in the vocation.

Some linkage has been noted ^{[citation needed]} between the sexually suppressive dogma of Catholicism and the later manifestation of more flamboyant sexual peccadilloes.

[touchingcloth]

Good on him.

A bottle of Flash Kitchen and a Belinda wipe then.

Some linkage has been noted ^{[citation needed]} between the sexually suppressive dogma of Catholicism and the later manifestation of more flamboyant sexual peccadilloes.

It's not too surprising when a religion demands people refrain from basic life functions that they don't often fully commit.

I read something about Inedia/breatharianism once which is the belief that it is possible to survive without food, and on light and breath alone.

One devotee who was tested by being observed in a hotel room for a couple of days started to show obvious signs of malnourishment, and then claimed that the hotel was too surrounded by pollution for the nourishing sunlight to reach them properly. Another one was monitored for a few days, but got busted buying a hamburger and said that this was due to being surrounded by a junk food culture, so eating a bit of it helped them to balance out against the culture.

I know of several gay priests in relationships, and the poor people have to live a lie and claim that their relationship is a celibate one

[Butchers Blind]

lol found this on the google maps images

Priest pervert can't smile.

[touchingcloth]

lol found this on the google maps images

Did you get that picture from the up the arse corner thread?