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Corona-based Erotica

Started by Sebastian Cobb, October 10, 2020, 02:45:04 PM

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Sebastian Cobb



bgmnts

Dr Gurtlychund had me laughing for a full five minutes.

Sebastian Cobb

Given it uses clumsy not-in-the-least-bit-erotic phrases like 'savaged vaginally' and 'like a fat man on a water slide' I'm quite surprised it's ostensibly written by a woman.



Fully expect Kris Akabusi to wander in and whisper awooga in her ear.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Like a tic tac

Don't know about you guys but the low calorie content of those mint pellets have always driven my cock through the chuffing ceiling.

DrGreggles

Is this soar in popularity our fault?



Butchers Blind


dissolute ocelot

Chuck Tingle has it under control.


There's also an article in GQ on books about young women forced to isolate with sexy billionaires. Yum.

kittens

how can you not see that this is very obviously a joke

Mister Six

Could be worse, could be Barely-Covid-19.

Ptolemy Ptarmigan

Quote from: kittens on October 10, 2020, 06:43:21 PM
how can you not see that this is very obviously a joke

The Verbwhore bucked as the slimy Brain Slug sent pulses of pleasure into his mutilated foreskin. A droplet of watery muck fell from his meatus and on to his cat. It probably is a joke, he thought - but by this point he no longer cared.

idunnosomename

Quote from: kittens on October 10, 2020, 06:43:21 PM
how can you not see that this is very obviously a joke
a joke? a hilarious joke? on the internet? oh that's a nice headlock sir GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

Sebastian Cobb

Maybe kittens is just not erudite enough to realise there's a plethora of really shoddy erotica like this being churned out.

Blue Jam