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Small Man Big Horse

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Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« on: October 10, 2020, 10:59:31 PM »
It's Saturday Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could have gone out but didn't want to risk dying of the Coronavirus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So who's in the same boat? What should this thread be about? If anything?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bgmnts

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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2020, 11:05:55 PM »
RIP General Bullshit

Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2020, 11:11:34 PM »
Whigfield is 50.

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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2020, 11:13:48 PM »
if you look at his post history it's clear he's looking for wanking stories, think before you reply

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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2020, 11:13:51 PM »
I was tempted to put it in GB but had a feeling it would be a thread I'd regret in the morning, hence it ending up here.

Still not sure what this thread should be, but in the meantime, here's Jason Alexander as a French maid.


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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2020, 11:14:27 PM »
called it

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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2020, 11:15:27 PM »
Whigfield is 50.

For the 16th time, I am not bloody Whigfield. A fan, sure, who isn't, but I'm not the singer herself.

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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2020, 11:20:55 PM »
Whigfield is 50.

That she is, dissolute ocelot. That she is.

Can the thread be Matter of Fact Whigfield, please? Doing matter of fact parodies of literally all of her songs.

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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2020, 11:24:32 PM »
That she is, dissolute ocelot. That she is.

Can the thread be Matter of Fact Whigfield, please? Doing matter of fact parodies of literally all of her songs.

Yes. Yes it can.

Glebe

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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2020, 11:51:40 PM »
The muscles of my upper right arm are all sore from, not wanking (HONEST!) but using my laptop and phone so much for the last couple of days. I've been recovering from what I hope is just as sore throat/mild cold and not the covid.

That is all.

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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2020, 12:14:28 AM »
Get on boardgamearena

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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2020, 12:26:45 AM »
There’s four episodes of Bullseye on Challenge.

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Re: Bored, drunk and lonely thread
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2020, 12:28:50 AM »
There’s four episodes of Bullseye on Challenge.


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