Little surprises you've had lately?

[Phoenix Lazarus]

A man who taught me at primary school teacher nearly forty-five years ago just got jailed for noncing (I never saw or heard anything suspicious).  Anyone else had any little surprises, nice or otherwise?

[Inspector Norse]

Just found out that that kid I nonced nearly 45 years ago doesn't remember a thing. Got away with that one!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Careful

Nonce thread mate

[Paul Calf]

I'm a copper and some old teacher bloke we sent down for noncing got a kicking because he said he 'doesn't bother with the ugly ones'.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I'm a copper and some old teacher bloke we sent down for noncing got a kicking because he said he 'doesn't bother with the ugly ones'.

Well done.  Hope he gets one from the prisoners too.

[Icehaven]

I was talking to an officer at work last week and it turned out that 30 years ago her sister lived in the flat I live in now, which was surprising. The obligatory paedo connection is that the officer works on their wing.

[wooders1978]

I spotted that a friend of mine in Australia and a bloke who lived in the flat upstairs, in the small town in the uk that I lived in last, have a mutual friend on Facebook, other than me of course, who I don't know so I am not the connection!

Gripping stuff eh?

[Danger Man]

Just found out that Phoenix Lazarus isn't 15, as I thought, but is actually 50.

[sirhenry]

If you put a handful of raspberries in a half-full bottle of port and put the top back on, after three days it paints the kitchen for you. Though there is rather a lot of glass to clear up.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Just found out that Phoenix Lazarus isn't 15, as I thought, but is actually 50.

What gave you the teen vibe about me!?

[idunnosomename]

I just found out this forum is crawling with paedophiles.

A tiny surprise

[lankyguy95]

crawling with paedophiles.

David Attenborough's controversial new nature show described as "a step too far".