Author Topic: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews  (Read 9789 times)

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #270 on: October 14, 2020, 03:28:47 PM »
Maybe it's an extension blocking it.

No, it's a twat blocking it.

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #271 on: October 14, 2020, 03:35:54 PM »
I prefer the scent of lavender to Confucianism.

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #272 on: October 14, 2020, 03:37:59 PM »
Have I missed something? Are Greggs and Green & Blacks rivals for no logical reason? Isn't that almost literally like comparing chalk and cheese?

They're basically the same thing, as long as you look at the first three and final letter of each.

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #273 on: October 14, 2020, 03:56:40 PM »
No, it's a twat blocking it.

Just you, then? Try signing out of twitter (if you're a member; I'm not) then follow the link.

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #274 on: October 14, 2020, 04:05:47 PM »
Just you, then? Try signing out of twitter (if you're a member; I'm not) then follow the link.

[Refreshing] didn't work. However, I forgot that switching to a private browser does. Sorry to waste your time Better Midlands.

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #275 on: October 14, 2020, 10:22:00 PM »
Nah, it doesn't work.

i just checked and you have to actually refresh the page as in F5 and not rely on the refresh icon that twitter puts up on the page

Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #276 on: October 15, 2020, 01:29:00 AM »
press F5 for satire

(Matt Berry's voice)

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #277 on: October 15, 2020, 08:04:33 AM »
i just checked and you have to actually refresh the page as in F5 and not rely on the refresh icon that twitter puts up on the page

I know.

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #278 on: October 18, 2020, 01:24:24 PM »
Forde's on Have I Got News For You on Friday 23rd. As is Evening Standard columnist Ayesha Hazarika.

Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #279 on: October 18, 2020, 01:30:16 PM »
... all the points of view...

Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #280 on: October 18, 2020, 01:32:04 PM »
wow two so-called* comedians who have never told a good joke in their fucking life

* I know this is a generally cunty turn of phrase I usually only use in jest but what else can you say.

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #281 on: October 19, 2020, 02:05:29 PM »
Forde's on Have I Got News For You on Friday 23rd. As is Evening Standard columnist Ayesha Hazarika.
My streak of not watching it in 20 years will continue, it seems.

Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #282 on: October 19, 2020, 03:27:41 PM »
TheIainDuncanSmiths has gone done another excellent Spitting Image overdub https://twitter.com/TheIDSmiths/status/1318166587719979008?s=20

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #283 on: October 19, 2020, 03:34:23 PM »
The Adonis voice killed me

Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #284 on: October 19, 2020, 05:21:11 PM »
*self-important scoff*


Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #286 on: October 23, 2020, 11:23:30 PM »
Did anyone see this fuck on HIGNFY tonight. Fucking hell, just desperate.

Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #287 on: October 24, 2020, 12:57:01 AM »
i mean Forde's Trump impression isn't bad at all. it's better than mine, but we should acknowledge Trump is kind of the Frank Spencer of world leaders and just about everyone can do him. but yeah, not funny. it needs the utter absurdity of something like being obsessed with Weird Al's accordion. but then Matt Forde isn't funny.

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #288 on: October 24, 2020, 01:29:14 AM »
i mean Forde's Trump impression isn't bad at all. it's better than mine, but we should acknowledge Trump is kind of the Frank Spencer of world leaders and just about everyone can do him. but yeah, not funny. it needs the utter absurdity of something like being obsessed with Weird Al's accordion. but then Matt Forde isn't funny.

at least with this we don't have to see Lenny Henry try it

Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #289 on: October 24, 2020, 01:53:02 AM »
small mercies

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #290 on: October 24, 2020, 07:42:05 AM »
Did anyone see this fuck on HIGNFY tonight. Fucking hell, just desperate.

This probably belongs in CC but even by the standards of post-Deayton HIGNFY this was a dire episode. The first couple this series, now that a studio audience has returned, were ok - nothing special, but passed the time. This one was so flat it made East Anglia look like the alps. Merton said about two words during the whole show, which tends to signal what he thinks of the host and guests. Jennifer Saunders’s timing was all off, and her script was full of the formulaic jokes that were funny in the 90s when Angus was doing them, but less so 30 years later. What little momentum that did gather just got killed whenever Forde opened his mouth.

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #291 on: October 24, 2020, 08:26:01 AM »
A studio audience has returned? Who would put their life and the lives of others at risk for sitting in the audience of Have I Got News For You?

Centrist satire finds another way to put lives at risk.

Are they taking the precautions SNL did or are they not even going that?

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #292 on: October 24, 2020, 01:49:30 PM »
Yeah there’s Perspex screens between the performers, and I think an audience of around 40 people, presumably in household groups. When the camera cuts to the audience, which isn’t very often, you see threes and fours sitting together at some distance from others. I believe may be a second audience watching a livestream in a cinema, to fill out the applause/laughter.

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Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #293 on: October 24, 2020, 02:23:04 PM »
I've started a HIGNFY studio audience returns thread in Comedy Chat.

Re: Matt Forde Cries Over Bad Amazon Reviews
« Reply #294 on: October 24, 2020, 08:46:24 PM »
i mean Forde's Trump impression isn't bad at all. it's better than mine, but we should acknowledge Trump is kind of the Frank Spencer of world leaders and just about everyone can do him. but yeah, not funny. it needs the utter absurdity of something like being obsessed with Weird Al's accordion. but then Matt Forde isn't funny.

Forde probably thinks impressionism is de facto satire. Poor soul. I doubt even Alastair McGowan thinks that.

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