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I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« on: October 11, 2020, 01:54:58 PM »
Fuck it, why not?

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2020, 01:55:54 PM »
Because it's not Christmas. HTH

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2020, 01:56:44 PM »
A question i've always been too afraid to ask but what actually is the main difference between Christmas dinner and a bog standard roast? Is it quantity? Stuffing?

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2020, 01:59:13 PM »
Been eyeing up the vege options in the Lidle frozen aisle recently, looks like there's some corkers already. As I'll potentially be having a solo Crimbo this year I'm actually quite excited about having free reign.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2020, 02:00:30 PM »
Because it's not Christmas. HTH

The shops disagree.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2020, 02:01:46 PM »
A question i've always been too afraid to ask but what actually is the main difference between Christmas dinner and a bog standard roast? Is it quantity? Stuffing?

More of it + Christmas pudding
And cooked while drunk

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2020, 02:03:54 PM »
A question i've always been too afraid to ask but what actually is the main difference between Christmas dinner and a bog standard roast? Is it quantity? Stuffing?

Turkey instead of chicken, innit? Pigs in blankets, too.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2020, 02:04:43 PM »
A question i've always been too afraid to ask but what actually is the main difference between Christmas dinner and a bog standard roast? Is it quantity? Stuffing?

No yorkshires at christmas, more's the pity.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2020, 02:07:48 PM »
The amount of booze consumed before, during and after is key.

We've had two Christmas dinners already this year.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2020, 02:20:38 PM »
No yorkshires at christmas, more's the pity.

Just realised why Christmas is shit.  Cheers

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2020, 02:21:46 PM »
No yorkshires at christmas, more's the pity.

This is factually inaccurate in the wooders household

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2020, 03:11:42 PM »
Hope you're making proper gravy. None of that easy granules shit.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2020, 03:26:47 PM »
Hope you're making proper gravy. None of that easy granules shit.

I've met him, and I'm afraid to say that he doesn't seem like a real gravy man.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2020, 03:27:37 PM »
The world's gone mad!

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2020, 03:28:29 PM »
Hope you're making proper gravy. None of that easy granules shit.

I hope he going back to the nineties, with roast potato smileys, turkey twizzlers and Christmas granules.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2020, 03:30:31 PM »
Are you "Mr Christmas" OP, aka Andy Park? I bet you are. Well, good luck; you'll struggle to find any (genuine) interest in your hobby/lifestyle/mission round here mate.


Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2020, 03:31:32 PM »
People round here celebrate Bonfire Night on various non-traditional days right through autumn and winter.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2020, 03:31:54 PM »
This is factually inaccurate in the wooders household

HEATHEN!!!*

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2020, 03:32:19 PM »
The amount of booze consumed before, during and after is key.

We've had two Christmas dinners already this year.

If that's the criteria, IT'S CHRISTMAAAAAAAASSS!!

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2020, 03:32:24 PM »
I've met him, and I'm afraid to say that he doesn't seem like a real gravy man.

Of all the abuse I've had on here, that's definitely some of it.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2020, 03:33:44 PM »
I have chicken Maryland and chunky chips ready to go in the oven. Close enough!

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2020, 03:33:53 PM »
Are you "Mr Christmas" OP, aka Andy Park? I bet you are. Well, good luck; you'll struggle to find any (genuine) interest in your hobby/lifestyle/mission round here mate.



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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2020, 03:37:56 PM »
Are you "Mr Christmas" OP, aka Andy Park? I bet you are. Well, good luck; you'll struggle to find any (genuine) interest in your hobby/lifestyle/mission round here mate.



sadness behind the eyes

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2020, 03:39:09 PM »
That's CaB's Christmas memes sorted anyway.

Merry Christmas, everybody!

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2020, 03:40:42 PM »
bleak

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Will have the sort of obituary that ends with “...before turning the gun on himself”.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2020, 03:41:44 PM »
He lives in the town over from me - claim to fame !!

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2020, 03:45:43 PM »
He lives in the town over from me - claim to fame !!

Lock your doors at night.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2020, 03:45:47 PM »
He lives in the town over from me - claim to fame !!

is he still doing the Christmas every day thing? maybe you could pop round, check how he is getting on, open the curtains, put out the bins, that sort of thing.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2020, 03:46:26 PM »
sadness behind the eyes
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Some great pics there.
Here he is (Mr Christmas) picking up a turkey for a Winter Wonderland (Or it might be him in the actual Winter Wonderland, not sure)


Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2020, 04:08:28 PM »
I'm very tempted to turn my room into a Winter Wonderland, this year - £3 only to meet Santa in his grotto. (I think I have Santa-type eyes: wise and caring, but a little sad).


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