Author Topic: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today  (Read 2887 times)

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #150 on: October 13, 2020, 01:52:28 PM »
Everything that's wrong with the world is in this appalling performative bollocks from the bean bastard.  He's got cold crushed haricot beans in his arse crack in a smooth tomato sauce, and he gets praised.

Unbelievable. Let's hope your kids never get cancer, mate.

[New page response to a heartless, fun-hating shit.]

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #151 on: October 13, 2020, 02:01:31 PM »
I'm having some friends over for breakfast this evening, and we're going to have a Lenten fast.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #152 on: October 13, 2020, 02:03:12 PM »
I'm having some friends over for breakfast this evening

Sausage sandwiches?

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #153 on: October 13, 2020, 02:28:21 PM »
Sausage sandwiches?

Nah, I’m a Jewish Muslim so I don’t eat sausages, but I’ll sometimes go for a chekky makes me sausage sandwich.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #154 on: October 13, 2020, 02:43:18 PM »
It's a MAD MAD MAD MAD... World
(What's a "chekky"?)

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #155 on: October 13, 2020, 02:45:24 PM »
What's a "chekky"?

He did "The One and Only".

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #156 on: October 13, 2020, 02:56:19 PM »
O right. (Not really my thing)

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #157 on: October 14, 2020, 02:03:03 PM »
All the taste of pigs in blankets with none of the effort.



I wonder if you can cook it up and bang it right into your veins.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #158 on: October 14, 2020, 02:04:21 PM »
The man that buys that is definitely going through a divorce.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #159 on: October 14, 2020, 02:05:12 PM »
The man that buys that is definitely going through a divorce.


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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #160 on: October 14, 2020, 02:06:35 PM »


It's got yer egg, it's got yer bacon, spurted over some spaghetti it's basically a bleak cabonara.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #161 on: October 14, 2020, 02:11:08 PM »
All the taste of pigs in blankets with none of the effort.



I wonder if you can cook it up and bang it right into your veins.

Straight into the deso thread. Waste not want not.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #162 on: October 14, 2020, 10:21:00 PM »




Tbf, I think he looks far more youthful in the latter day photo, maybe there's something to be said for the rejuvenating qualities of a daily haricot hot tub.

I wonder if he's ever tried to chat up a woman with the promise of an evening of "bean-flicking", only to fling open the bathroom door once they're back at his place, revealing the truth.


Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #163 on: October 14, 2020, 10:26:11 PM »
the guy must be just tailing the Gates foundation for his charitable giving, given the fundraising power of sitting in a tub of sugared legumes in tomato juice

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #164 on: October 14, 2020, 10:27:38 PM »
Tbf, I think he looks far more youthful in the latter day photo, maybe there's something to be said for the rejuvenating qualities of a daily haricot hot tub.

I wonder if he's ever tried to chat up a woman with the promise of an evening of "bean-flicking", only to fling open the bathroom door once they're back at his place, revealing the truth.

He'll be singing Vienna in no time.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #165 on: October 14, 2020, 10:35:45 PM »
Tbf, I think he looks far more youthful in the latter day photo, maybe there's something to be said for the rejuvenating qualities of a daily haricot hot tub.

I wonder if he's ever tried to chat up a woman with the promise of an evening of "bean-flicking", only to fling open the bathroom door once they're back at his place, revealing the truth.

"You promised me you had a hot tub at your place."

"No, I definitely said 'haricotub'."

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #166 on: October 15, 2020, 02:15:59 AM »

I wonder if he's ever tried to chat up a woman with the promise of an evening of "bean-flicking", only to fling open the bathroom door once they're back at his place, revealing the truth.

If you zoom in on the tat of the woman on his arm she has a look of mild horror; clearly she can't handle the truth.



Puts me in mind of a repulsed Cilla Black:




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