I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today

[steve98]

Everything that's wrong with the world is in this appalling performative bollocks from the bean bastard.  He's got cold crushed haricot beans in his arse crack in a smooth tomato sauce, and he gets praised.

Unbelievable. Let's hope your kids never get cancer, mate.

[New page response to a heartless, fun-hating shit.]

[touchingcloth]

I'm having some friends over for breakfast this evening, and we're going to have a Lenten fast.

[Hand Solo]

I'm having some friends over for breakfast this evening

Sausage sandwiches?

[touchingcloth]

Sausage sandwiches?

Nah, I'm a Jewish Muslim so I don't eat sausages, but I'll sometimes go for a chekky makes me sausage sandwich.

[steve98]

It's a MAD MAD MAD MAD... World
(What's a "chekky"?)

[touchingcloth]

What's a "chekky"?

He did "The One and Only".

[steve98]

O right. (Not really my thing)

[Sebastian Cobb]

All the taste of pigs in blankets with none of the effort.



I wonder if you can cook it up and bang it right into your veins.

[Fr.Bigley]

The man that buys that is definitely going through a divorce.

[Hand Solo]

The man that buys that is definitely going through a divorce.

[Sebastian Cobb]

It's got yer egg, it's got yer bacon, spurted over some spaghetti it's basically a bleak cabonara.

[Ferris]

All the taste of pigs in blankets with none of the effort.



I wonder if you can cook it up and bang it right into your veins.

Straight into the deso thread. Waste not want not.

[flotemysost]

Tbf, I think he looks far more youthful in the latter day photo, maybe there's something to be said for the rejuvenating qualities of a daily haricot hot tub.

I wonder if he's ever tried to chat up a woman with the promise of an evening of "bean-flicking", only to fling open the bathroom door once they're back at his place, revealing the truth.

[idunnosomename]

the guy must be just tailing the Gates foundation for his charitable giving, given the fundraising power of sitting in a tub of sugared legumes in tomato juice

[Sebastian Cobb]

Tbf, I think he looks far more youthful in the latter day photo, maybe there's something to be said for the rejuvenating qualities of a daily haricot hot tub.

I wonder if he's ever tried to chat up a woman with the promise of an evening of "bean-flicking", only to fling open the bathroom door once they're back at his place, revealing the truth.

He'll be singing Vienna in no time.

[touchingcloth]

Tbf, I think he looks far more youthful in the latter day photo, maybe there's something to be said for the rejuvenating qualities of a daily haricot hot tub.

I wonder if he's ever tried to chat up a woman with the promise of an evening of "bean-flicking", only to fling open the bathroom door once they're back at his place, revealing the truth.

"You promised me you had a hot tub at your place."

"No, I definitely said 'haricotub'."

[steve98]

I wonder if he's ever tried to chat up a woman with the promise of an evening of "bean-flicking", only to fling open the bathroom door once they're back at his place, revealing the truth.

If you zoom in on the tat of the woman on his arm she has a look of mild horror; clearly she can't handle the truth.



Puts me in mind of a repulsed Cilla Black:

[BlodwynPig]

Clams, mussels, shrimp, pasta and Japanese vinegar + ... Sage and Onion Stuffing.

Majestic.

[imitationleather]

Can't wait to bump this thread on the 25th. It's going to be so funny.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Yeah do it mate. It'll be brilliant.

[BlodwynPig]

Can't wait to bump this thread on the 25th. It's going to be so funny.

I've just bumped it on the 25th. #christmaseveryday