Author Topic: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today  (Read 2893 times)

BlodwynPig

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2020, 04:17:14 PM »

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2020, 04:21:18 PM »
Have you pulled crackers and put your paper hat on yet?

Danger Man

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2020, 04:26:44 PM »
is he still doing the Christmas every day thing?

No. Because he never did in the first place.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2020, 04:28:43 PM »
O dear, I sense a clash comin'

Danger Man

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2020, 04:30:22 PM »
We are long overdue another flounce thread.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2020, 04:40:35 PM »
Can't we all just get along? Can't we all (at least in this thread, if no other) be like Mr Christmas, for a day? That would be my one wish for the group this Christmas: I wish we all could be Mr Christmas every day.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2020, 05:25:22 PM »
bleak

https://www.mrchristmas.co.uk/blog-news

Not updated his blog in 2 years ... hope he's alright.

It looks like a homemade 90s site, maybe hes discovered facebook or Instagram or Tik tok or something. Or maybe he's topped himself.

pancreas

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2020, 05:25:58 PM »
Pics of food pls

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2020, 05:27:23 PM »
is he still doing the Christmas every day thing? maybe you could pop round, check how he is getting on, open the curtains, put out the bins, that sort of thing.

I’ve only just learnt that he lives so nearby today - his “blog” ended in 2018 by the look of it and as it appears he was tucking into a whole roast chicken everyday, it simply can’t have been sustainable, I’m fucking finding out though!


Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2020, 05:30:17 PM »
wooders, you should go over to his house and introduce yourself as our representative. Might be an idea to take a present.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2020, 05:30:46 PM »
Shortly after the blog was “wrapped up” it should be noted

Butchers Blind

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2020, 05:31:13 PM »
Not updated his blog in 2 years ... hope he's alright.

It looks like a homemade 90s site, maybe hes discovered facebook or Instagram or Tik tok or something. Or maybe he's topped himself.

He's on OnlyFans now.  If you pay the upper tier price then its nude Mr Xmas pics and vids.

Captain Crunch

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2020, 05:31:31 PM »
I had a Christmas dinner last month, always a good idea to practice the stuffing before the Big J’s Big Day. 

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2020, 05:31:42 PM »
wooders, you should go over to his house and introduce yourself as our representative. Might be an idea to take a present.

And get my phone nicked?

Maybe...

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2020, 05:33:02 PM »
Well, if you give him a phone as the present, he probably won't nick yours.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2020, 05:53:09 PM »
My mate lives in Melksham - I need to get his intel (and skirt around the fact we never went for that pint he suggested a month or two back)

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2020, 05:53:23 PM »
Just remembered it’s thanksgiving and we’ve been asked round the in laws for turkey and stuffing in 2 hours so now I feel a right idiot for mocking everyone. I too will have essentially xmas dinner today.

BlodwynPig

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2020, 06:46:50 PM »
No. Because he never did in the first place.

But I saw Lorraine Kelly talking about this in the early 00s!

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2020, 06:47:13 PM »
My partner has just told me that Mumsnet has a whole subforum of people who are obsessed with Christmas, and discuss it all year round.

She's read some quotes from some threads, or of which started along the lines of "is it ok to decorate my living room in a different colour theme to my kitchen?" and another with "it is just going to be me and my partner for Christmas this year, what should we do? We have breakfast in bed most days so that isn't a treat, and I don't particularly want to do a full sit down breakfast either as that seems to extravagant. What are some ideas for nice things we can do?"

Excuse me, Mumsnet. What are some things which mean and women in general like? Specifically, what do my husband and I enjoy doing together?

BlodwynPig

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #50 on: October 11, 2020, 06:48:58 PM »
Uh ohhhhh....
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8023048/mr-christmas-stole-womans-iphone/

Blog ends in 2018. Court appearance around the same time. Case solved.

...edit, as you pointed out

Danger Man

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2020, 07:06:23 PM »

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #52 on: October 11, 2020, 07:33:02 PM »
My partner has just told me that Mumsnet has a whole subforum of people who are obsessed with Christmas, and discuss it all year round.

But have they got a thread for documenting their festive shits?

https://www.mrchristmas.co.uk/blog-news

Dread to think of the state of this lad's colon, tbf.

Ray Travez

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #53 on: October 11, 2020, 07:34:33 PM »
He's been stealing a woman's phone every day for the last two years.

hahaha!

Everyday is Christmas when you're got a new Iphone

BlodwynPig

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #54 on: October 11, 2020, 07:35:58 PM »

Dread to think of the state of this lad's colon, tbf.

26th is the "Big reveal", book early to a-void disappointment. This year Mr. Christmas will be doing his big Boxing Day (read: Christmas Day) reveal via zoom...in these uncertain times.

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Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #55 on: October 11, 2020, 09:00:13 PM »
A question i've always been too afraid to ask but what actually is the main difference between Christmas dinner and a bog standard roast? Is it quantity? Stuffing?

Sprouts not cabbage
Cranberry sauce
Christmas pudding afterwards
All washed down with wildly inappropriate champagne substitute sparkly plonk or Bucks Fizz, not an actually tasty beer.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #56 on: October 11, 2020, 09:30:15 PM »
Pigs in blankets too. Never get eaten at any other time of year.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #57 on: October 11, 2020, 09:37:59 PM »
Pigs in blankets too. Never get eaten at any other time of year.

An essential part of every Sunday roast for some of us.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #58 on: October 11, 2020, 09:39:46 PM »
Ooh, get you with your year round pigs in blankets.

Re: I'm Having Christmas Dinner Today
« Reply #59 on: October 11, 2020, 09:42:05 PM »
Too fucking right! Love those little double-pork bastards.

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