Author Topic: What do you do?  (Read 998 times)

bgmnts

  • Depressed to the point of poisonous toxicity.
What do you do?
« on: October 12, 2020, 09:20:08 AM »
Currently number 2 in the queue for the doctors surgery and suddenly busting for a shit.

What do you do?

Sebastian Cobb

  • bad opinion haver
Re: What do you do?
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2020, 09:42:39 AM »
Currently number 2 in the queue for the doctors surgery and suddenly busting for a shit.

What do you do?

On the phone? I'd go for a shit, they can't see you.

Re: What do you do?
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2020, 09:49:30 AM »
I'm number two, and...well...you know...

Zetetic

  • Worrying the carcass of an old song.
Re: What do you do?
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2020, 09:54:29 AM »
On the phone? I'd go for a shit, they can't see you.
Might help your case anyway.

Sebastian Cobb

  • bad opinion haver
Re: What do you do?
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2020, 10:31:59 AM »
Might help your case anyway.

'I've been diagnosed with mumps but now it's spread to my testicles' certainly put the lid back on my doctor's receptionist's obstinance.

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: What do you do?
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2020, 10:43:22 AM »
I don't know
But I know
I do it every day

Re: What do you do?
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2020, 08:13:41 PM »
Speed reboot considers rewrite

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

  • Nothing is ever as good or bad as you think.
    • http://www.last.fm/user/georgethebadger/
Re: What do you do?
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2020, 09:23:08 PM »
Your mum? Again.

chveik

  • vampires have it easy
Re: What do you do?
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2020, 09:32:07 PM »
update pls

Re: What do you do?
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2020, 09:59:47 PM »
I am number 6. Who is number 1?

Re: What do you do?
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2020, 02:48:57 PM »
Where are you? If you're in a call-box just squat and do it where you stand.

Re: What do you do?
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2020, 05:45:11 PM »
don't drink
don't smoke

Re: What do you do?
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2020, 07:02:58 PM »
do throw a starter motor through a pub window.

Ptolemy Ptarmigan

  • Far away is close at hand
Re: What do you do?
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2020, 08:03:55 PM »
do throw a starter motor through a pub window.

+1½ karma.

QDRPHNC

  • Golden Member
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  • "A soupçon of pizzazz."
Re: What do you do?
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2020, 02:14:13 PM »
TCB.

Nowhere Man

  • Life is just a bowl of life cereal
Re: What do you do?
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2020, 01:39:41 PM »
TCB.

Ahh an Elvis in Vegas fan. Gotta love that James Burton bass sound. Wish he'd played less covers back then. Still, guess you take what you can get from The King.

bgmnts

  • Depressed to the point of poisonous toxicity.
Re: What do you do?
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2020, 02:20:11 PM »
What do you do?
When you're number two,
In the telephone queue,
And you need a poo.
What do you do?

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