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What do you do?

Started by bgmnts, October 12, 2020, 09:20:08 AM

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bgmnts

October 12, 2020, 09:20:08 AM
Currently number 2 in the queue for the doctors surgery and suddenly busting for a shit.

What do you do?

Sebastian Cobb

#1
October 12, 2020, 09:42:39 AM
Quote from: bgmnts on October 12, 2020, 09:20:08 AM
Currently number 2 in the queue for the doctors surgery and suddenly busting for a shit.

What do you do?

On the phone? I'd go for a shit, they can't see you.

Pink Gregory

#2
October 12, 2020, 09:49:30 AM
I'm number two, and...well...you know...

Zetetic

#3
October 12, 2020, 09:54:29 AM
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on October 12, 2020, 09:42:39 AM
On the phone? I'd go for a shit, they can't see you.
Might help your case anyway.

Sebastian Cobb

#4
October 12, 2020, 10:31:59 AM
Quote from: Zetetic on October 12, 2020, 09:54:29 AM
Might help your case anyway.

'I've been diagnosed with mumps but now it's spread to my testicles' certainly put the lid back on my doctor's receptionist's obstinance.

Blue Jam

#5
October 12, 2020, 10:43:22 AM
I don't know
But I know
I do it every day

ElTwopo

#6
October 12, 2020, 08:13:41 PM
Speed reboot considers rewrite

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

#7
October 12, 2020, 09:23:08 PM
Your mum? Again.

chveik

#8
October 12, 2020, 09:32:07 PM
update pls

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

#9
October 12, 2020, 09:59:47 PM
I am number 6. Who is number 1?

steve98

#10
October 13, 2020, 02:48:57 PM
Where are you? If you're in a call-box just squat and do it where you stand.

Jittlebags

#12
October 13, 2020, 07:02:58 PM
do throw a starter motor through a pub window.

Ptolemy Ptarmigan

#13
October 13, 2020, 08:03:55 PM
Quote from: Jittlebags on October 13, 2020, 07:02:58 PM
do throw a starter motor through a pub window.

+1½ karma.

QDRPHNC

#14
October 15, 2020, 02:14:13 PM
TCB.

Nowhere Man

#15
October 16, 2020, 01:39:41 PM
Quote from: QDRPHNC on October 15, 2020, 02:14:13 PM
TCB.

Ahh an Elvis in Vegas fan. Gotta love that James Burton bass sound. Wish he'd played less covers back then. Still, guess you take what you can get from The King.

bgmnts

#16
October 16, 2020, 02:20:11 PM
What do you do?
When you're number two,
In the telephone queue,
And you need a poo.
What do you do?
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