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touchingcloth

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Advice on remortgaging dad's cock
« on: October 12, 2020, 01:18:24 PM »
What's the best way of doing this? Dad has said he would like a hand with releasing some of the equity in his cock and balls, but I don't know whether it's better to remortgage or sell it.

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Re: Advice on remortgaging dad's cock
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2020, 01:27:22 PM »
This is a disgrace.

touchingcloth

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Re: Advice on remortgaging dad's cock
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2020, 10:40:14 PM »
We've decided on subletting it.

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Re: Advice on remortgaging dad's cock
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2020, 02:43:31 AM »
I mean, have you had his cock and balls valued?

Could be sitting on a goldmine.

touchingcloth

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Re: Advice on remortgaging dad's cock
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2020, 02:53:44 AM »
I mean, have you had his cock and balls valued?

Could be sitting on a goldmine.

We own the mineral rights from my dad's balls to the centre of the earth, but we've discovered some issues with subsidence which have affected the value. His cock and balls are also - surprisingly - subject to a peppercorn rent which goes to the Duchy of Cornwall.

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Re: Advice on remortgaging dad's cock
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2020, 03:55:47 AM »
I've found a bit of subsidence in the lower testes. Could devalue the overall glans considerably.

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Re: Advice on remortgaging dad's cock
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2020, 10:22:09 AM »
Apparently in my dad's case the bulb more than makes up for the subsidence issue, but it has devalued the cock and balls overall, and we've had to take out an indemnity against collapse. I was inspecting the base of his cock and balls recently and I think there may also be an issue with rising cum.

Re: Advice on remortgaging dad's cock
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2020, 10:30:20 AM »
Alright for some being a Johnny Cock-and-balls Owner. Must be nice.

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