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Right, 2am, the "snurder" of "snopcorn" is on as discussed

Started by touchingcloth, October 12, 2020, 10:43:48 PM

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touchingcloth

We have to speak in code so he doesn't get tipped off, but we're gonna snuck him up real good, and snut his bloody snalls off. And then the snurder.



popcorn


selectivememory

Yeah, "Snurder of Snopcorn" - it's this cool new Netflix show where a bunch of great friends on a forum get together to brutally kill this really annoying one who they all secretly hate. ("Snurder" stands for "murder", which they use as a secret code as obviously they don't want him to cotton on to their plans, which they are doing out in the open on the forum. And "Snopcorn" is just the name of the poster they're going to kill - no secret code there lol)

I think you'd really like it.

Glebe

Got the "snainsaw" ready, let's "snill" this "snastard"!

I hope some people have good snalibis snorted out, that's all I can snay.

touchingcloth

What do people think to "snumiliating" him as part of the process as well as the basic usual "snorture" and "snurder"?

touchingcloth

Run, lads! He must have been tipped off, I reckon there's a smole among us.

Ferris


BlodwynPig


touchingcloth

Same time again tonight. And no snitching to snopcorn this time! I'm very disappointed that one of you snitched after I specifically asked you not to.

popcorn

Think I might take a different route on my nightly 2am stroll tonight.

Or... perhaps I won't.

Just have to see how the mood takes me.

touchingcloth

Quote from: popcorn on October 13, 2020, 11:22:22 PM
Think I might take a different route on my nightly 2am stroll tonight.

Or... perhaps I won't.

Just have to see how the mood takes me.

There's something really good on telly so you should stay home and watch that. There are some meteors it tonight as well so you should sit in the chair by the window so you can see them.

Captain Z

Don't forget the 'snammer' to hammer out his teeth with.

Sorry I'm late. We still on for murdering forum user popcorn tonight at 2 am?

Ferris

Quote from: Pearly-Dewdrops Drops on October 14, 2020, 12:14:05 AM
Sorry I'm late. We still on for murdering forum user popcorn tonight at 2 am?

What? I.. err.. don't know what you are talking about haha, crazy.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Pearly-Dewdrops Drops on October 14, 2020, 12:14:05 AM
Sorry I'm late. We still on for murdering forum user popcorn tonight at 2 am?

You're not late, it's happening in just over an hour.

But you forgot to speak in code! I think we probably got away with it this time because you only said it once, but don't mention the snurder.


touchingcloth


touchingcloth

None of you showed up. I'm very disappointed, if your hearts aren't in this then I'm going to have to do it by myself, and I don't want you to come crying to me when there's no snurdering left for you. Sick of your laziness and lip.

Glebe

We'll do it next time. Snopcorn is a snTHIEF a snLIAR and a FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL and he will get his scjust schdesserts.

Ferris

Quote from: Glebe on October 14, 2020, 10:00:37 AM
We'll do it next time. Snopcorn is a snTHIEF a snLIAR and a FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL and he will get his scjust schdesserts.

No idea what this is supposed to mean. Don't tell me the codes changed again.

Glebe

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on October 14, 2020, 10:11:15 AM
No idea what this is supposed to mean. Don't tell me the codes changed again.

They changes at midnight, Ferris. Keep up! I mean sckeep scnup!

Ferris

Quote from: Glebe on October 14, 2020, 10:15:36 AM
They changes at midnight, Ferris. Keep up! I mean sckeep scnup!

Really? But that means I ordered...

Shit I gotta go!!

Glebe

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on October 14, 2020, 10:37:44 AM
Really? But that means I ordered...

Shit I gotta go!!

Don't worry, Ferris. THEY have cancelled your accidental FedEx delivery of a giant hamburger. THEY will take care of everything. As long as we take care of popcorn, THEY will continue to take care of us.

Ferris


Glebe


popcorn

Morning all! Slept really well last night. What's going on?

Ferris

Oh nothing, nothing. Me and my pal Glebe here are just enjoying this novelty sized burger. Mmm, large.

Perfectly normal as you can see!