Hello, I am speaking to you from another dimension.

[Glebe]

Hello, can you hear me? That's it! This is Professor Bumblegees, and I am speaking to you from another dimension... the Fourth Dimension, to be precise. I will be as brief as possible.

The Zorgonads are taking over Earth and only YOU have the power to stop them! Using only a pencil, an eraser, some sheets of paper and two dice (your 'Diceoids') only YOU can stop them!

Your adventure begins soon!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'd stab them in the eyes with the pencil. Fuck all the rest of the equipment, it will be of little use. Don't we have any guns or anything?

[ASFTSN]

Do I need to roll up stats first?

[bgmnts]

*Roll for cock size*

Snake eyes :(

[Glebe]

I'd stab them in the eyes with the pencil. Fuck all the rest of the equipment, it will be of little use. Don't we have any guns or anything?

No. All you have are your wits - and a pencil for stabbing them in the eyes!

Do I need to roll up stats first?

No. Your predetermined stats are: Skill 12, Stamina 24, Luck 12.

*Roll for cock size*

Snake eyes :(

Don't fancy looking directly into that 'snake's eye'!

[bgmnts]

The Zorgan Supreme Muklak transmits a worldwide broadcast on all known television stations. He transmogrifies into a creature that is serpentine in appearance yet with one circular eye, dripping gunk from the crusty corner.

You look into the snake's eye.

You pass out, gripping your pencil so tight it snaps. 

[Glebe]

The Zorgan Supreme Muklak transmits a worldwide broadcast on all known television stations. He transmogrifies into a creature that is serpentine in appearance yet with one circular eye, dripping gunk from the crusty corner.

You look into the snake's eye.

You pass out, gripping your pencil so tight it snaps.

Lose 4 Stamina points, and 1 Luck point, permanently.

[BlodwynPig]

Hello, I am speaking from you to another dimension, can hear anybody me?

[evilcommiedictator]

Can you put Steve on the phone? I really need to ask him a question

[ASFTSN]

No. Your predetermined stats are: Skill 12, Stamina 24, Luck 12.

Result, top stats. OK which way round the board do we go? Do we get any money or anything? I'm ready to adventure.

[Pingers]

Can you get some king size Rizlas on your way back cheers

[Ferris]

Insight check on pencil pls

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

CLEAVE ALEIM SKULL

[SavageHedgehog]

Jokes on you I'm leaving for an other other dimension



That is me and you can't prove it isn't.

[Glebe]

Look, will you lot calm down so we can get on with this adventure?