Author Topic: just battered the father in law  (Read 532 times)

Bronzy

  • This Guy's a Real Jerk!
just battered the father in law
« on: October 13, 2020, 02:42:58 PM »
after a battered hi he went up stairs to his room
he stayes with us

Glebe

  • Please beware as there is a draclea on the loose.
Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2020, 05:07:40 PM »
Calling police.

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2020, 09:20:17 PM »
Calling police.

police is father in law.

bgmnts

  • Depressed to the point of poisonous toxicity.
Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2020, 09:27:16 PM »
Can I have some mushy peas as well please?

Glebe

  • Please beware as there is a draclea on the loose.
Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2020, 06:01:54 AM »
police is father in law.

Calling different police.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2020, 07:45:27 AM »
Can I have some mushy peas as well please?

problem with the chippies is that they take so long because they're battering all the fathers in law for themselves

BlodwynPig

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Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2020, 08:13:53 AM »
Calling different police.

Diffr'n police are his nan and uncle, in the scullery and coal shed, respectively. *intermittent but dulled sirens heard coming from behind walls*

Glebe

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Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2020, 10:11:00 AM »
I just threw a great uncle through a plate glass window. Beat that!

famethrowa

  • mere rhetorical frippery
Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2020, 02:36:22 PM »
I just threw a great uncle through a plate glass window. Beat that!

I threw an uncle's plate through a glass window grate.

petrilTanaka

  • Are we counting shites?
Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2020, 05:57:16 PM »
I once glassed someone through my uncle's window. Do I win £5?

Glebe

  • Please beware as there is a draclea on the loose.
Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2020, 01:36:41 PM »
I bundled a great-great granduncle into a dustbin. Psych.

Re: just battered the father in law
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2020, 05:02:57 PM »
M&S Breaded Father-In-Law Fillets Frozen

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