just battered the father in law

Bronzy · October 13, 2020, 02:42:58 PM

after a battered hi he went up stairs to his room
he stayes with us

Glebe · October 13, 2020, 05:07:40 PM

Calling police.

BlodwynPig · October 13, 2020, 09:20:17 PM

Quote from: Glebe on October 13, 2020, 05:07:40 PM
Calling police.

police is father in law.

bgmnts · October 13, 2020, 09:27:16 PM

Can I have some mushy peas as well please?

Glebe · October 14, 2020, 06:01:54 AM

Quote from: BlodwynPig on October 13, 2020, 09:20:17 PM
police is father in law.

Calling different police.

pancreas · October 14, 2020, 07:45:27 AM

Quote from: bgmnts on October 13, 2020, 09:27:16 PM
Can I have some mushy peas as well please?

problem with the chippies is that they take so long because they're battering all the fathers in law for themselves

BlodwynPig · October 14, 2020, 08:13:53 AM

Quote from: Glebe on October 14, 2020, 06:01:54 AM
Calling different police.

Diffr'n police are his nan and uncle, in the scullery and coal shed, respectively. *intermittent but dulled sirens heard coming from behind walls*

Glebe · October 14, 2020, 10:11:00 AM

I just threw a great uncle through a plate glass window. Beat that!

famethrowa · October 14, 2020, 02:36:22 PM

Quote from: Glebe on October 14, 2020, 10:11:00 AM
I just threw a great uncle through a plate glass window. Beat that!

I threw an uncle's plate through a glass window grate.

petril · October 14, 2020, 05:57:16 PM

I once glassed someone through my uncle's window. Do I win £5?

Glebe · October 15, 2020, 01:36:41 PM

I bundled a great-great granduncle into a dustbin. Psych.

GMTV · October 15, 2020, 05:02:57 PM

M&S Breaded Father-In-Law Fillets Frozen