Poll

Who is the king of the dinos?

Tyrannosaurus
12 (31.6%)
Stegosaurus
2 (5.3%)
Diplodocus
2 (5.3%)
Ankylosaurus
7 (18.4%)
Brachiosaurus
0 (0%)
Triceratops
6 (15.8%)
Pterosaurs
1 (2.6%)
Velociraptor
2 (5.3%)
Yourmumosaurus
5 (13.2%)
Saurusmcsaurusyface
1 (2.6%)

Total Members Voted: 38

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bgmnts

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Dinosaurs
« on: October 13, 2020, 04:47:26 PM »
I think we'll go by the traditional dino, no feathers.


Inspector Norse

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2020, 04:51:53 PM »
Triceratopsy

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2020, 04:52:21 PM »
Pterosaurs aren’t fucking dinosaurs

bgmnts

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2020, 04:53:51 PM »
They were in a dinosaur book I had as a kid so they're dinosaurs.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2020, 04:57:28 PM »
Bet you say ”diplodocus” wrong too

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2020, 05:04:18 PM »
Im the baby gotta love me

bgmnts

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2020, 05:09:53 PM »
Bet you say ”diplodocus” wrong too

I tend to always stress the penultimate syllable like a proper taff div but I think its duh-PLOD-icus

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2020, 05:26:53 PM »
No fucking oviraptor shit quiz

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2020, 05:28:30 PM »
Peter O'Dactyl

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2020, 05:38:25 PM »
Moatysaurus

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2020, 06:00:18 PM »
Loch ness monster.

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2020, 06:07:09 PM »
The long-bodied div whose tail you can stub a fag out on, and he won't feel it for 8 min 20s, haha.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2020, 06:21:35 PM »
Pterodactyl (icing piping bag filled with dog shit for beak optional)

Inspector Norse

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2020, 06:22:12 PM »
I love dinosaurs me. Could maybe even eat a whole one if it was a Compsognathus or something.

bgmnts

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2020, 06:33:53 PM »
I love dinosaurs me. Could maybe even eat a whole one if it was a Compsognathus or something.

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This skeleton was once mistakenly thought to be that of an embryo
I wonder if Danny DeVito will cause a similar confusion for archaeologists a few million years from now.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2020, 06:41:46 PM »
Feathers. Fucking state of them...





Gimme some proper old-school dinos any day



Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2020, 06:56:13 PM »


Fuckablesaur

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2020, 07:06:13 PM »
To be honest I find the idea of being ripped apart and my hot innards spilt, still steaming, on to the cycads actually more terrifying if it's done by something that looks ridiculous.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2020, 07:32:10 PM »
I have a fossilised dino'tooth in my bedside drawer.

I use it to help with particularly tough bits of chewing gum.

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2020, 08:22:54 PM »
What a rubbish list of dinosaurs. Kind of list you'd find in My First Big Book of Dinosaurs. Is Tyrannosaurus Rex though. Giganotosaurus is a hipsters choice of big therapod, before anyone tries to flex. Just a big allosauroid with a weak jaw.

bgmnts

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2020, 08:28:15 PM »
What a rubbish list of dinosaurs. Kind of list you'd find in My First Big Book of Dinosaurs. Is Tyrannosaurus Rex though. Giganotosaurus is a hipsters choice of big therapod, before anyone tries to flex. Just a big allosauroid with a weak jaw.

I suppose those being the first dinosaurs you learn about is the reason they're on this list? They're the royalty.

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2020, 08:45:52 PM »
The king of the dinosaurs is the one with the biggest penis. Actually, did they even have penii, or did they have cloacas? The one with the juiciest, wettest cloaca then.

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2020, 09:00:10 PM »
Garysaurus

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2020, 09:08:58 PM »


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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2020, 09:30:23 PM »


A new contender has entered the arena.

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2020, 09:42:10 PM »

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2020, 12:45:54 AM »
I suppose those being the first dinosaurs you learn about is the reason they're on this list? They're the royalty.

As a kid in the 70's none of my dinosaur books ever mentioned the word raptor.  I'd never even heard of that word until Jurassic Park.

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2020, 01:13:45 AM »

moschops is a synapsid for fuck's sake. the legs are at an angle, it's not hard

the allosaurus is ok though

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2020, 06:37:16 AM »
Dinosaur’s were fucking stupid

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2020, 06:41:11 AM »
moschops is a synapsid for fuck's sake. the legs are at an angle, it's not hard

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