Dinosaurs

[bgmnts]

I think we'll go by the traditional dino, no feathers.

[Inspector Norse]

Triceratopsy

[Inspector Norse]

Pterosaurs aren't fucking dinosaurs

[bgmnts]

They were in a dinosaur book I had as a kid so they're dinosaurs.

[Inspector Norse]

Bet you say "diplodocus" wrong too

[idunnosomename]

Im the baby gotta love me

[bgmnts]

Bet you say "diplodocus" wrong too

I tend to always stress the penultimate syllable like a proper taff div but I think its duh-PLOD-icus

[ASFTSN]

No fucking oviraptor shit quiz

[Captain Z]

Peter O'Dactyl

[Chollis]

Moatysaurus

[DistressedArea]

Loch ness monster.

[steve98]

The long-bodied div whose tail you can stub a fag out on, and he won't feel it for 8 min 20s, haha.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Pterodactyl (icing piping bag filled with dog shit for beak optional)

[Inspector Norse]

I love dinosaurs me. Could maybe even eat a whole one if it was a Compsognathus or something.

[bgmnts]

I love dinosaurs me. Could maybe even eat a whole one if it was a Compsognathus or something.

This skeleton was once mistakenly thought to be that of an embryo

I wonder if Danny DeVito will cause a similar confusion for archaeologists a few million years from now.

[Norton Canes]

Feathers. Fucking state of them...





Gimme some proper old-school dinos any day

[Bazooka]

Fuckablesaur

[ZoyzaSorris]

To be honest I find the idea of being ripped apart and my hot innards spilt, still steaming, on to the cycads actually more terrifying if it's done by something that looks ridiculous.

[Thomas]

I have a fossilised dino'tooth in my bedside drawer.

I use it to

Spoiler alert

help with particularly tough bits of chewing gum

[close]

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[Poobum]

What a rubbish list of dinosaurs. Kind of list you'd find in My First Big Book of Dinosaurs. Is Tyrannosaurus Rex though. Giganotosaurus is a hipsters choice of big therapod, before anyone tries to flex. Just a big allosauroid with a weak jaw.

[bgmnts]

What a rubbish list of dinosaurs. Kind of list you'd find in My First Big Book of Dinosaurs. Is Tyrannosaurus Rex though. Giganotosaurus is a hipsters choice of big therapod, before anyone tries to flex. Just a big allosauroid with a weak jaw.

I suppose those being the first dinosaurs you learn about is the reason they're on this list? They're the royalty.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

The king of the dinosaurs is the one with the biggest penis. Actually, did they even have penii, or did they have cloacas? The one with the juiciest, wettest cloaca then.

[poo]

Garysaurus

[Tony Tony Tony]

Been and Gorn

[frajer]

A new contender has entered the arena.

[solidified gruel merchant]

[JesusAndYourBush]

I suppose those being the first dinosaurs you learn about is the reason they're on this list? They're the royalty.

As a kid in the 70's none of my dinosaur books ever mentioned the word raptor.  I'd never even heard of that word until Jurassic Park.

[idunnosomename]

moschops is a synapsid for fuck's sake. the legs are at an angle, it's not hard

the allosaurus is ok though

[The Mollusk]

Dinosaur's were fucking stupid

[Inspector Norse]

moschops is a synapsid for fuck's sake. the legs are at an angle, it's not hard

Popular with the ladies though