Invent your own slogan for a T-shirt

[chocky909]

"I'M ILITERATE BUT THE MAN IN THE SHOP ASSURES ME THIS IS A WITTY SLOGAN"

Doesn't really work does it?

"WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME?
THOUGHT NOT.
GOD I WISH I WAS DEAD"

"JESUS IS A FCUKING CNUT"

"NIKE, TWO SYLLABLES OR ONE? TWO ACTUALLY, YOU PLEB."

[Regular Chicken]

Feed me stray cat

[Small Man Big Horse]

"WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME?
THOUGHT NOT.
GOD I WISH I WAS DEAD"

That's fantastic, I might have to do that one.

I used to have one which read "Kill Your Boyfriend"*, which I made hoping it'd help add to the amount of single women in the world, but it never worked as far as I know.


*It was a direct steal from the Grant Morrison one off comic, yes.

[All Surrogate]

Been re-watching Brass Eye, got 'inspired':

[mister_enmity]

AM I A CUNT OR A PRICK?

<insert lengthy essay discussing this>

Imagine that on someone's t-shirt.

[SOTS]

I saw a bloke today with a T shirt that said, "Tune in, drop out, fuck off" on it today.

Perhaps this has some meaning that I'm not familiar with, but it struck me as being the most rubbish T shirt slogan I've ever seen. I was in the car and I was tempted to run him down.

I think I used to have that t-shirt. But it was "fcuk off".

Yes, French Connection. I was about thirteen though if that counts as an excuse.

[The Plaque Goblin]

"Fcuk the fcuking fcukers"

"The only true god will be a false one."

[Santa's Boyfriend]

I line from Bristolian policital musician Clayon Blizzard:

"Only your God can judge you, so I reckon you're fucked."

[EFB]

Dyslexic and suicidal : I wish I was deaf.

[The Plaque Goblin]

"My god don't give a fuck, how about yours?"

"The Angels Have Taken The Police Box"

[Artemis]

"I get my morals from Richard Dawkins"

or

"I know where Maddie is..." and on the back "...but she made me promise not to tell"

"and on the sixth day, Dawkins invented smug"

[Pseudopath]

"I know where Maddie is..." and on the back "...but she made me promise not to tell"

I know I shouldn't laugh (hasn't it been long enough now?), but that's fucking hilarious. Thanks, Artemis!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

'What will God make you do today?'

[_Hypnotoad_]

"NIKE, TWO SYLLABLES OR ONE? TWO ACTUALLY, YOU PLEB."

Like Bike, Mike, Trike

[chocky909]

Nike, Inc. (pronounced 'nye-kee') (IPA: /naɪki/) (NYSE: NKE), commonly known simply as Nike, is a major American supplier of athletic shoes, apparel and sports equipment. The company takes its name from Nike, the Greek goddess of victory. Nike markets its products under its own brand as well as Nike Golf, Nike Pro, Air Jordan, Team Starter, and subsidiaries including Bauer, Cole Haan, Hurley International and Converse. Nike is the largest sportswear supplier in the world.

Blame the Greeks.

[Totem Hokum]

" I REFUSE TO GO TO VENUS WHEN I DIE "

- One for the Scientologists, that one.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

T-Shirt slogans I currently wear (that I made myself) are:

"Acting suspiciously?  Call 0800 shoot-to-kill"

and

"Regime change begins at home"

...although they both feel a bit old now.

[Totem Hokum]

"I FOUND GOD THROUGH ATHEISM"

Or similarly:

"GOD IS AN ATHEIST"

[The Plaque Goblin]

"Don't let Jesus tempt and/or threaten you."

"St. Paul had a migraine."

"PORCHE, TWO SYLLABLES OR ONE? TWO ACTUALLY, YOU SHIT-BRAINED, FART TALKING, ASS-HEAD."

[chocky909]

Erm

P O R S C H E

No editing now...

[Artemis]

It's not mine, but I've always been a big fan of the slogan "I fucked the girl from Hanson".

[Santa's Boyfriend]

It's not mine, but I've always been a big fan of the slogan "I fucked the girl from Hanson".

Ooh, that's nasty!

[boki]

"I know where Maddie is..." and on the back "...but she made me promise not to tell"

"Waldo's got Maddy"

"I fucked the girl from Hanson" is another one of T-Shirt Hell's.   I'm sorely tempted to get this one from them:

[The Plaque Goblin]

Erm

P O R S C H E

No editing now...

I looked it up to make sure and still bloody mistyped it.


"Lizzie Windsor for President!"

"Feed the world! (Dead people can't pay taxes)"

"Team is a four letter word."

[Go With The Flow]

"I BOUGHT THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT, AND ALL I GOT WAS...oh wait..."

[Marv Orange]

One tshirt i have seen had the slogane

Bukkake!

Ruins the carpet.