Invent your own slogan for a T-shirt

[Morrisfan82]

MY FRIEND WENT TO THE T-SHIRT SHOP, AND ALL I GOT WAS... WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA.

[Lee]

MIXOMATOSIS
SAYS
RELAX

[peet]

Help! I am immigrant held as slave to work in sweatshop printing T-shirts! Ask this person where they bought shirt and send send the Police!

Maybe it#'ll work better translated into Thai or Chinese or something. . .

arf!

"My friend worked in a Malaysian sweatshop for peanuts...
and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"

[Rats]

I get a refund if you read this

[gazzyk1ns]

I once saw a girl waring one which just said TITS! on the front, that was good. You look, you read, you think "Yup.".

[slim]

My t-shirt is my voice.

Fuck off.

Look at me, please.

Post-PC ironic sloganmonger.

LOOK.

Well, I shop at Top Man and they started doing these fucking funn-ee slogans and I thought they were well funny and I had to get one because all my mates have some and my lager tastes like shit.

I thought 1986 was cool in 1986, you wanker.

PLEASE LOOK.

[hencole]

FUNNY T-SHIRT No.3
CLEVER PUN No.7 OF A NEVER ENDING SERIES OF DIRGE
IRONIC STATEMENT (LIMITED EDIFICATION)

[mayer]

I think I've mentioned this before, but my favourite pre-printed t-shirts are for the band Tool, because they perfectly describe the wearer.

[Lee]

See: Eyebrows from Busted in the Band Aid video.

[Wah-Wah]

On the back of a T-shirt "If you can read this, I've lost my backpack"

I can't for the life of me think who I've plagiarised this from

[slim]

On the back of a T-shirt "If you can read this, I've lost my backpack"

I can't for the life of me think who I've plagiarised this from

Here:

i'll have one that Bikers can wear, on the back it says.
if you canread this the bich fell off

mayhaps?

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Pity me

[surreal]

"I'm Spartacus"

best worn by multiple people in a group, natch...

[zozman]

Similar to TR on the previous page, but about a year ago we saw a lass wearing a t-shirt which said "qualified sex instructor".  How old was the lass?  About seven.   Nice.

[Regular John]

Just Misspelled Swearword

[Cliche Guevara]

Im wif intelijent ===>

[Boss Mew]

I *heart* Andrew Marr

Tesco's Economy T-Shirt Slogan

My other T-Shirt is as equally boring and as funny as a gas chamber for baby rabbits

I don't feel very inspired today

[Suttonpubcrawl]

For quite a long time I've been considering making a t-shirt that says "Using the white iPod headphones? Get some proper ones."

[Bogey]

MIXOMATOSIS
SAYS
RELAX

I don't understand this!!!
Why is a rabbit disease the same as a popular gay 1980s pop group?

And it's "myxomatosis".

[slim]

I think it might be Lee's stage name.

[SetToStun]

For the geeks:

This t-shirt left intentionally blank.

And I actually have one that says:

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[mothman]

I like that one! I'm sad.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Don't rocket scientists have T-shirts that say "Actually, I am a rocket scientist" or something?

[Captain Crunch]

my favourite pre-printed t-shirts are for the band Tool, because they perfectly describe the wearer.

Where does all this hostility come from?

[Morrisfan82]

Wooaaaargh, fuckin hostiiiiiiiiile

:)

[SetToStun]

I like that one! I'm sad.

You're sad? I can back that t-shirt up with a binary desktop clock (columns of LEDs) and a binary wristwatch (ones and zeros - you should see the stopwatch go, it's complete lunacy). I think I need to get out a bit more...

[Lee]

MIXOMATOSIS
SAYS
RELAX

I don't understand this!!!

See Slim's reply. But I've got to do a mix of Relax before I can print it. But I'm working on it, people.

Here's one - the McDonalds golden arches, but with McParody instead of McDonalds written. No, that's terrible.

[Ciarán2]

I once made my own t-shirt by taking a permanent black marker to a white t-shirt and writing out Jon Savage's sleevenotes to "Foxbase Alpha". It had a nice handwritten look to it, and was semi-literary. It's quite a nice piece too, all about London. I'd been interested in the Lettrists for a while and that got me into the idea I think, not sure that that type of thing is what the Lettrists really sought to do, but there you go. Next time, I'd like to have a go at scribbling down (onto a pristine t-shirt) some bits of the book I'm currently reading; Louis Althusser's "The Future Lasts Forever". This French, structuralist marxist strangled his wife and was commited to a mental institution. This book is the first thing he wrote after he got out, where he tries to explain of make sense of his acts. I like the idea of a t-shirt which does take some time to read and engrosses the person who sees it, who then perhaps goes on to investigate what is written on it.

[Rats]

BA is gay

[jutl]

"A witless cunt in a t-shirt."
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