Author Topic: H.S. Art bloopers!  (Read 457 times)

Glebe

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H.S. Art bloopers!
« on: October 15, 2020, 05:00:05 PM »
"Daz, do you mind if I borrow your- bluhahHAHAHAHAH!!!"

TAKE 2

"Daz, do you mind if I borrow your bike? I need to go and rob a shop... snigger... sorry... ahem... I...HAHAHAHA!!!"

"Nearly got it Gary, let's go again!"

TAKE 3

"Daz, I, oh fuck it! Hah!"

"We'll be here all day, Gary!"
 
"You never corpse Daz, it amazes me!"

TAKE 4

"Daz, do you mind if I borrow your bike? I need to go and rob a shop and I'm not arsed walking."

"Sigh, Gary, you... oh fuck, I've gone now, hah!"

Re: H.S. Art bloopers!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2020, 05:24:21 PM »
*DING DONG*

MRS. EDMONDS: Noel, there's a delivery for you. Oh, for pity's sake, you've been ordering that bloody grunge again, haven't you? We spoke about this.

NOEL: Grunge? Don't you mean gunge, Liz?

MRS. EDMONDS: ... No, grunge. It's green and slimy and smells like teen spirit.

NOEL: Hahaha, that's quite good. For a woman.

Re: H.S. Art bloopers!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2020, 05:39:23 PM »
NOEL: Shut up, McCall. Davina's House Party isn't a patch on the original. And don't just take my word for it, the public have spoken too! Just look at the rapings.

DAVINA: ...

NOEL: What?

*DAVINA AND THE BAILIFFS ARE DOUBLED OVER LAUGHING*

NOEL: What did I say?

Glebe

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Re: H.S. Art bloopers!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2020, 08:28:04 PM »
NED: I may be middle-aged, but I pfffwhaahahah!!!! Sorry, sorry...

TAKE 2

NED: I may be... oh fuck me, I've dried!

TAKE 3

NED: I may be... one of the millennials is trying to make me laugh!

TAKE 4.

NED: Nah mate. Nah. Can't do it.

Re: H.S. Art bloopers!
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2020, 08:50:50 PM »
*posts picture of corpsing muscular woman*

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: H.S. Art bloopers!
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2020, 01:13:20 AM »
I don't know about you lot, but I'd quite like to give this young lady a ruddy good kiss.


* posts still of Hilda Baker from that video of the cover version of " You're The One That I Want" what she did  with Arthur Mullard*

No, wait, I...* sounds of raucous laughter off-  post*...didn''t mean to... * raucous laughter increases in timbre, and takes on an edge of mockingness*....HAPPY BLUMMIN' CHRISTMAS, BARRY ADMIN!  * Lapses into laffter themselves, like a right good sport*

Tony Tony Tony

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Re: H.S. Art bloopers!
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2020, 08:35:19 PM »
INT. A DIMLY LIT SPARSELY FURNISHED BEDROOM - NIGHT

Tony types on the keyboard and picks up a can of Tango

(Director yells CUT after noticing Tony is wearing a wristwatch)

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