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Glebe

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List of bad salads.
« on: October 17, 2020, 12:10:46 PM »
Tesco salad
Lidl salad
Aldi salad
Spar salad
Mr. Patel's corner shop salad
Other salads

Sebastian Cobb

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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2020, 12:12:35 PM »
Tossed.

Rizla

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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2020, 12:13:23 PM »
Covid salad
salad of AIDS
the salad of john and yoko

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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2020, 12:15:22 PM »
donald trump salad
chinese rickenbacker copy salad
children's home salad

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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2020, 12:22:00 PM »
Not-so-great bunch of salads
Deercock and Salad at Tadcaster
Word

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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2020, 03:45:36 PM »
Piss, grit, scab, cum, fingernails, rape evidence Blackburn salad

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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2020, 03:54:27 PM »
Balad
The Bad Salad of Ballard Berkeley

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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2020, 03:58:38 PM »
Gary Salad

Sebastian Cobb

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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2020, 04:09:39 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2020, 04:57:35 PM »
Russian Salad. Naughty Russians.

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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2020, 07:58:16 PM »

Valve
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Glebe

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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2020, 12:22:43 AM »
Fuckdown USA salad

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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2020, 06:35:27 PM »
Dust salad
Doomed salad
RNLI salad (don't throw me greens, throw me a lifebuoy you bastards!)
Howling salad
Ghost salad

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Re: List of bad salads.
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2020, 08:44:10 PM »
Ghast Saladenhelm (this was a 15th century one; quite hard to get hold of now.  Very bitter)

Baden Powell’s Tinned Salad For Boys (I don’t know what kind of tin they use but it is awful)

Predestination Paradox Salad (in which you gawp at your future self eating a disgusting salad, and then you are sat down and made to experience the disgusting salad for yourself while your past self watches.  Made all the worse by the fact that you have a full stomach already)

Berlin Wall Salad (bits of old concrete in this one, and some apparently historic graffiti that could admittedly have been faked.  Bit rank in any case)

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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2020, 08:52:15 PM »
Saladly my cross I'd bear

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« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2020, 09:09:37 PM »
Expiry Salad (its fancy name don’t save it.  it’s fuckin expired pal)

Sordid Garnish amidst Baby Boon (ah god, this one is exactly what you’d expect from its words on the menu.  “Fetido” flange, Tarquin’s “nearly new” garbs, the shrieking wealth of endless diving holidays pouring in through the window and that desperate parched mouth you recognise puckering up from the sandy syrup.  Avoid)

Tartoes Salad (never understood the Irish.  This is one of theirs.  Don’t know if it’s tomatoes, potatoes, tartare sauce, turquoise or terps.  Could be any of the above from the taste.  Nobody wants to elucidate when you ask.  Eat it, you instantly lose your life savings as well, which is why it also goes by the nickname “No Hoper’s Blanch”)

Hicory’s Dock (everyone has been to Hicory, everyone has had doc leaves rushed to them after a nettle.  And so it goes with this salad.  Plus you get the convoluted palaver with mice stretching the concept quite beyond snapping point)

Re: List of bad salads.
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2020, 10:41:21 AM »
Word salad
Russian salad
Taramasalada

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« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2020, 01:11:00 PM »
Intellectual Dark Web salad
Qanon salad
PHWOARR salad
Matt Forde salad

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« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2020, 02:54:56 PM »
Feet crust with "lettuce." wet scrapings

Glebe

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« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2020, 09:19:44 PM »
Emotional blackmail salad
Gaslighting salad
Second hand, out-of-date salad
David Dickinson's Real Deal salad

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« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2020, 09:53:06 PM »
All of them.

The end.

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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2020, 10:25:39 PM »
Taramasalada

How literally fucking dare you. I even like the pink shit, and that's nothing like the real stuff, which is actually good.

Sebastian Cobb

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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2020, 10:26:42 PM »
"Power" Salads:
The Meatloaf
The Bonnie Tyler
The Ellen Foley

bgmnts

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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2020, 10:27:50 PM »
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2020, 11:02:47 PM »
Nick Cave & The Bad Salads

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« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2020, 11:43:16 PM »
"up the gary" salad

As served in Guantanamo Bay, and Gary's lounge when Daz' passed out.

Glebe

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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2020, 02:52:13 AM »
Sores in salad

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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2020, 04:17:31 AM »
Bacon Sandwich

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« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2020, 09:04:35 PM »
Elderberry and hedge in an ionized sea-salt dressing

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