28 years old I was.

[bgmnts]

I'm a lazy comedy slag and I turned 28 years old 17 minutes ago.

What do I do now?

[Cold Meat Platter]

AIDS

[QDRPHNC]

Whatever you're doing, you're doing it now. Congratulation.

[bgmnts]

AIDS

Yes but don't rub it in on my birthday mate.

[Glebe]

Happy Birthday bgmnts!

[Noodle Lizard]

28's good. It's 29 when things really start to shiten. Enjoy it!

[Hand Solo]

Get off the bus.

Aa@a@aaa@aah.

[lankyguy95]

I turned 28 years old 17 minutes ago.

Just about mate, just about.

[Thursday]

It doesn't quite make sense to start making "28 years old I was" jokes when you still are 28. You could get away with it, but I think it's best to wait a year. What you can do though is start having life experiences that would be more befitting that of a child so that when you do turn 29, you'll be all set for your lazy comedy slag routine.

[bgmnts]

Thanks Thursday!

[petril]

I'm a lazy comedy slag and I turned 28 years old 17 minutes ago.

What do I do now?

are you on acid? frightened? confused?

[canadagoose]

I'm a lazy comedy slag and I turned 28 years old 17 minutes ago.

What do I do now?

You're only 28? You poor little thing. Was only yesterday I was 28 and posting on here. Back in t'day.

[Butchers Blind]

I remember when it was all 28 year olds round here.  No baldness or phimosis. Happier times.

[Captain Z]

Only seems like yesterday that you were 27.

[Jittlebags]

Fucking state of the youth nowadays

[Hand Solo]

gay

[Cerys]

Happy Birthday!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Have a bacon sandwich to celebrate.

[Pink Gregory]

28's good. It's 29 when things really start to shiten. Enjoy it!

I turned 29 under Lockdown, so that's proof.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

No baldness or phimosis.

And no religion too

[phes]

Imagine all the peep-holes, you could be staring through, ooh ooh (if you weren't unemployed)

[DrGreggles]

It's all downhill after 24*.

*or whatever age it was when you stopped taking drugs

[BlodwynPig]

All grown up. Happy Birthday friend

[zomgmouse]

happy bgmnthday

[Sebastian Cobb]

Leave your comedy partner to 25 years of seething resentment while you foster a much more successful solo career.

[poo]

Appy Birthday butt

[Sebastian Cobb]

Best wishes from all the lads on the Ark Royal!

[Dex Sawash]

happy bgmnthdy

So close

[idunnosomename]

I remember when it was all 28 year olds round here.  No baldness or phimosis. Happier times.

pretty sure theyve always been here

[JamesTC]

If your 28th year is anything like mine then you'll lose loads of weight, take up running and start shaving your head to avoid hairdressers during a global pandemic.

Also you should suddenly see the appeal of bathrobes and slippers. That is a life changing realisation.