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bgmnts

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28 years old I was.
« on: October 18, 2020, 12:17:59 AM »
I'm a lazy comedy slag and I turned 28 years old 17 minutes ago.

What do I do now?

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2020, 12:19:09 AM »
AIDS

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2020, 12:19:34 AM »
Whatever you're doing, you're doing it now. Congratulation.

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2020, 12:21:17 AM »
AIDS

Yes but don't rub it in on my birthday mate.

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2020, 12:22:06 AM »
Happy Birthday bgmnts!

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2020, 12:28:32 AM »
28’s good. It’s 29 when things really start to shiten. Enjoy it!

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2020, 12:28:45 AM »
Get off the bus.

Aa@a@aaa@aah.

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2020, 12:28:59 AM »
I turned 28 years old 17 minutes ago.
Just about mate, just about.


Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2020, 12:52:18 AM »
It doesn't quite make sense to start making "28 years old I was" jokes when you still are 28. You could get away with it, but I think it's best to wait a year. What you can do though is start having life experiences that would be more befitting that of a child so that when you do turn 29, you'll be all set for your lazy comedy slag routine.

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2020, 12:55:26 AM »
Thanks Thursday!

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2020, 12:57:01 AM »
I'm a lazy comedy slag and I turned 28 years old 17 minutes ago.

What do I do now?

are you on acid? frightened? confused?

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2020, 01:17:12 AM »
I'm a lazy comedy slag and I turned 28 years old 17 minutes ago.

What do I do now?
You're only 28? You poor little thing. Was only yesterday I was 28 and posting on here. Back in t'day.

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2020, 01:22:27 AM »
I remember when it was all 28 year olds round here.  No baldness or phimosis. Happier times.

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2020, 02:07:10 AM »
Only seems like yesterday that you were 27.

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2020, 02:11:05 AM »
Fucking state of the youth nowadays

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2020, 03:14:37 AM »
gay

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2020, 03:14:56 AM »
Happy Birthday!

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2020, 04:18:02 AM »
Have a bacon sandwich to celebrate.

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2020, 05:50:06 AM »
28’s good. It’s 29 when things really start to shiten. Enjoy it!

I turned 29 under Lockdown, so that's proof.

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2020, 08:10:17 AM »
No baldness or phimosis.

And no religion too

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2020, 08:15:15 AM »
Imagine all the peep-holes, you could be staring through, ooh ooh (if you weren't unemployed)

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2020, 09:15:32 AM »
It's all downhill after 24*.

*or whatever age it was when you stopped taking drugs

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2020, 09:36:39 AM »
All grown up. Happy Birthday friend

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2020, 01:04:47 PM »
happy bgmnthday

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2020, 01:07:35 PM »
Leave your comedy partner to 25 years of seething resentment while you foster a much more successful solo career.

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2020, 01:38:19 PM »
Appy Birthday butt

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2020, 01:45:36 PM »
Best wishes from all the lads on the Ark Royal!

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Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2020, 01:53:33 PM »

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2020, 02:07:54 PM »
I remember when it was all 28 year olds round here.  No baldness or phimosis. Happier times.
pretty sure theyve always been here

Re: 28 years old I was.
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2020, 02:24:03 PM »
If your 28th year is anything like mine then you'll lose loads of weight, take up running and start shaving your head to avoid hairdressers during a global pandemic.

Also you should suddenly see the appeal of bathrobes and slippers. That is a life changing realisation.

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