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A Briton

Started by bgmnts, October 18, 2020, 01:23:23 AM

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bgmnts

We used to rule the waves,
Now just beta, soy boy slaves,
Can't even have illegal raves,
Confined to our modern caves.

Rule Brittania never more,
Just another yankee whore,
Pussy liberals galore,
Saying things I just abhor.

Rizla

Broken britain, what is cause
sloppy immigration laws
these days if u say ur white
they throw u in a jail, that's right

what would winston churchill say
he would think this shit is gay
then he would attempt to fuck me
becos he was a gay he'd suck me

there's me getting churchill head
want to save my country instead
hurry winston make me cum
so i can help tory chums

save are country save are queen
shes the best i've ever seen
bondage gear doth suit you ma'am
wait!this is a winston scam!

now i'm getting bumed again
now old churchill cums again
dressed as queen in gimpy clobber
up an down my nob s/he slobber

fuckin so confused right now
forgotten what or where or or how
all this mess even got started
churchill cum i've gone n farted

on the beaches in the air
everywhere i just don't care
etc