Author Topic: Corono Turdle Panning  (Read 993 times)

Corono Turdle Panning
« on: October 23, 2020, 10:57:41 AM »
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/health-54646451

Blod, looks like you made it. Can't tell you how many people I've banged on about this to for months now.

I would be honoured to have my shit cut to launch this magnificent programme.

Congratulations and here's hoping that the hoax crew will start banging Imodium until their intestines burst.

Stay safe, everyone!

Zetetic

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Re: Corono Turdle Panning
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2020, 11:13:07 AM »
The failure to identify the Plymouth outbreak (for days? weeks?) at the start of the university term is kind of horrifying.

(They've only just opened a uni walk-in centre there, by the look of it.)

bgmnts

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Re: Corono Turdle Panning
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2020, 11:27:02 AM »
Is this Blod's work? Well done Blod!

It must be funny to see the fruits of your labour revealed by your favourite news organisation!

chveik

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Re: Corono Turdle Panning
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2020, 11:32:41 AM »
nice one blods

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Re: Corono Turdle Panning
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2020, 11:45:55 AM »
This got on the R4 news this morning and I thought of Blodwyn while I towelled off my ball bag.

Re: Corono Turdle Panning
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2020, 06:44:33 PM »
Well done BP

BlodwynPig

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Re: Corono Turdle Panning
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2020, 06:56:02 PM »
As was mentioned yesterevening at the cross-departmental zoom 'drinks' celebration (yup), it was an astonishing feat for the Civil Service, shedding the age-old impression of tardiness and bureaucracy.

There are others that have done a hell of a graft already - I only started in earnest 3 weeks ago. The exciting stuff is yet to come.

As I've mentioned to Zet, Plymouth was not the Uni, but am not at liberty to finger the culprit without being holed up in Mogden STW for life.

Zetetic

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Re: Corono Turdle Panning
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2020, 07:01:45 PM »
It didn't make me any calmer about the state of England's T&T, unfortunately. Instead you've given me a whole new set of nightmares …

BlodwynPig

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Re: Corono Turdle Panning
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2020, 07:23:02 PM »
PM'd instead

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Re: Corono Turdle Panning
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2020, 07:42:16 PM »
Nice one, Blods

Re: Corono Turdle Panning
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2020, 02:42:12 PM »
Great thread title

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