Cookd and Bombd forums loyalty card scheme

[popcorn]

From today, we're introducing the new Cookd and Bombd forums loyalty card scheme.

Simply make a post, get a stamp, and save up for prizes!

[Ferris]

Ok!

[popcorn]

Stamp's out of ink sorry.

[Ferris]

I... I understand.

[Dex Sawash]

Stamp's out of ink sorry.

Luckily, I have the app and scanned the QR code

[Glebe]

I want my stamp.

[Inspector Norse]

I want my stamp.

In the post today, should reach you in a week or so.

Washing instructions included.

[Glebe]

Oh no not that kind of 'Stamp', AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Inspector Norse]

Ah, Stamp connoisseur are we sir? I do have a more, ahem, rarefied selection somewhere in back.

[Glebe]

Simon Pegg: My early footie career.

[Ferris]

Stamp's out of ink sorry.

Did the new ink come in yet?

[popcorn]

? ink for what? sorry not following you.

[popcorn]

I've filled up my card so going to get my prize soon!

[Glebe]

I've filled up my card so going to get my prize soon!

Funny how you have all the stamps and the rest of us have nowt.

[popcorn]

Maybe spend some time contributing and showing your loyalty instead of complaining about the achievements of others. ?

[Replies From View]

I've filled up my card so going to get my prize soon!

Filled up one card only?  What a slowcoach! 

[touchingcloth]

Do stamps have a cash equivalent?

[pancreas]

Hi, I'm the loyalty card inspector, from regulatory body OfStamp. I'm here to make sure all your stamps are legitimate, for your own protection and security. Could you please hand over all your loyalty cards so I can compare with the official stamp book.

I will, of course, have to destroy any loyalty cards with unverifiable stamps.

[Ferris]

Sadly, I have not been able to obtain a single stamp. Correspondence above should verify. Many thanks.

[Glebe]

Maybe spend some time contributing and showing your loyalty instead of complaining about the achievements of others. ?

I've shown plenty of loyalty and have not complained one jot since this new, legally-dubious scheme was introduced. Not received one stamp as yet. It's a fucking disgrace.

[Inspector Norse]

Do stamps have a cash equivalent?

Why yes! Yes they do!



Available in four colours: blue, red, small and nasi goreng

[The Mollusk]

Accidentally got dog cum all over my card, the stamps have smudged considerably when wiping it off. Will this invalidate their worth?

[pancreas]

All the stamp cards to me now.

[touchingcloth]

Why yes! Yes they do!



Available in four colours: blue, red, small and nasi goreng

What's the equivalent, please?

[Glebe]

I think this scheme is some sort of scam. It would appear that the forum user named popcorn is trying to rip us off.

[popcorn]

Can I have your cards if you're not using them?

[Glebe]

Can I have your cards if you're not using them?

You may as well, you're the only one getting stamps on this scheme.

[popcorn]

Got my first prize today. It's a tea towel.

[Glebe]

That's not fair.