Do people still do those 'jokey' hideously verbose OTT complaints of 10 paragraphs describing the entire background leading up to how finding a green crisp in their packet ruined their day, to which the company then openly responds with a PR motivated deliberately overdramatic apology and promise of free crisps for a year?
Mrs TTT recently purchased a box of Milk Tray chococs for £2.99 (from memory they were from either Tesco or Morrisons).
A good number of them were squished, despite the box seemingly pristine.
She fired off an Email to the Cadbury complaints department.
It was complete with photos of the damaged comestibles.
We eagerly awaited the response.
And waited.
And waited some more.
Finally I spied a letter arrive, which had a Kraft logo on the envelope. When Mrs TTT came home that day, she tore open the letter.
Inside was a voucher for a paltry £3.00 for a Kraft product our choice.
Ruined my fucking day I tells ya.