Does anyone want to marry me?

[bgmnts]

I can cook beans on toast and i cum like peter north.

Serious answers only please.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

No, you stupid, ugly boring cunt- said by me on behalf of all the pretty girls the length and breadth of the land.


There's my serious answer. Chuffed?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I'm not going to delete the above post, but you know I didn't mean it.
Who's Peter North?

[gib]

fine i'll fucking do it

[PlanktonSideburns]

Probably loads of people

[Tony Tony Tony]

Who's Peter North?

C'mon, playing the innocent little Lisa doesn't mean we don't know you frequent those Gentlemen's special interest sites.