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Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« on: November 05, 2020, 04:36:01 PM »
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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2020, 05:34:24 PM »
Courageous subject matter given how fluid the situation is on the political ground right now.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2020, 05:41:57 PM »
I'm a brave widdle boy

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2020, 05:48:42 PM »
I can tell that that's a female kitten, as I've recently been researching the topic of sexing kittens for masturbatory purposes because we got a couple of new ones recently. You can tell it's a girl because the urethra plus vulva look like a lowercase "i", fun fact.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2020, 06:59:24 PM »
Shouldn't be sexting kittens.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2020, 04:34:16 PM »
THIS IS THE MEOWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2020, 05:54:30 PM »
Yes mate! Go on, my son! Break their fucking legs!

No, seriously. Break their fucking legs, I’m not even joking. I want you to walk up to them, and BREAK their legs using something like a big HAMMER.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2020, 02:23:58 AM »
Great shots so far. Looking forward to the conclusion.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2020, 08:54:47 AM »
Lsssssssssssstweforgetahhhhh



Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2020, 11:06:56 AM »
Very close one, but I think A Touch of Ploff were just a little bit better overall.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2020, 11:58:54 AM »
L'escargo for the opening shot. That kitten looks unhappy, as well it should be being made to wear that hat.

Nice Morris reference in the return.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2020, 12:01:42 PM »
Tight as a cat's anus, but A Touch of Ploff edge it for me, mainly for the final shot.

Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2020, 03:36:36 PM »
Love the opening shot, but Ploff overall.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2020, 03:58:42 PM »
touchploff

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2020, 04:22:18 PM »
Good game, good game.

A Touch of Ploff edged it with the last shot (the vicious leg breaking bastads!!)

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2020, 07:19:52 PM »
Head say L'escargot, heart says T'Ploff

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2020, 07:42:55 PM »
A Touch of Ploff

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2020, 08:57:14 PM »
Close one, but the last shot is resonating with me the least, so I'll go with L'escargot.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2020, 12:45:30 AM »
Cloth's was my favourite this round. I vote again for the Romulan Ambassador T'Ploff.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2020, 02:48:32 AM »
L'escargot for Biden's vacuum cleaner demise.

Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2020, 06:32:07 AM »
Close one but Ploff just shaded it overall for me

Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2020, 10:46:27 AM »
Ploff - mainly for the last shot which was an assault on several of the senses

Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2020, 10:14:53 PM »
L'escargot by the thinnest of margins for the only uncensored mammalian genitalia in this round.

Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2020, 10:26:46 AM »
A Touch of Ploff take all the points, winning this one 10-4.

Thanks for playing, L'escargot. This was your last group stage match, and unfortunately you have been eliminated from the competition.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2020, 10:36:06 AM »
RIP The Mollusck.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2020, 01:15:39 PM »
Disgusted.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2020, 07:01:56 PM »
When Sploff messaged me to say “Poirot’s Irish - maybe do something with that?” we knew a bit of the old casual bigotry would win over the voting scum of this parish.

I hear you’re a racist now?

Yes.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2020, 07:41:13 PM »
Wow, fuck you.

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Re: Wimblewrong Doubles Round 4: L’escargot vs A Touch of Ploff
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2020, 10:22:52 PM »
Tans gonna Tan, obviously.

I was going to describe the last shot as a load of random shit that had nothing to do with the rest of the game, but I thought that'd be dickish. Plus I was shit at Wimblewrong myself, so what would I know? Transpires I was right. Lesson is, next time be a dick.

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