Just had a sudden flashback to a 1990 playground bullshitter called Paul Phillips who claimed that although MC Hammer's hit single was clean cut and anodyne, its parent album 'Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em' was absolutely filthy and profane throughout. He was particularly excited about a song that he claimed was called "Yo Sweetness, Give Me A Fuck!". When this was easily disproved by people who bought the album the old classic "my older brother went to America and bought a rude version of the album that you can't get over here" line came out. Gotta love a playground bullshitter. We should have another one of those threads.