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US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« on: November 05, 2020, 11:17:27 PM »
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Carry on, carry on.

As if nothing really matters.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2020, 11:19:09 PM »
They're just milking it now

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2020, 11:19:27 PM »
Nice title. Have a karm.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2020, 11:22:01 PM »
whens trump on

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2020, 11:24:12 PM »
Maybe Trump will just graciously concede and congratulate Biden on a well-fought campaign.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2020, 11:24:47 PM »
Then get naked.

whens trump on

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2020, 11:24:53 PM »
Maybe Trump will just graciously concede and congratulate Biden on a well-fought campaign.

First guffaw of the election. Fair play.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2020, 11:27:43 PM »
Trump to use his presidential powers to make it a best of three. It isn't over yet!

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2020, 11:28:28 PM »
Glad I stayed up on Tuesday night and totally fucked my body clock now.

Where and when is The Furious Orange going to go all Network on us? Anyone got a YouTube link?

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2020, 11:29:30 PM »
What are MSNBC and CNN going to do for the next four years? Serious question. What were they like under Obama?

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2020, 11:30:01 PM »
You can't just drop The Furious Orange on me on the night he goes out. I could have been using that for years.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2020, 11:30:49 PM »
due to speak from white house. usually streamed here

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2020, 11:31:26 PM »
President Trump Delivers Remarks , sounds quite sophisticated can't wait!

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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2020, 11:32:05 PM »
Cheers phes

"Kicked the White House door in, painted it orange on the way out"

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2020, 11:32:19 PM »
Nice Freudian slip from Katty Kay.

"And there is the White House Griefing Room..."

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2020, 11:34:05 PM »
President Trump Delivers Remarks , sounds quite sophisticated can't wait!

I've been watching a lot of Archer lately and I can't stop thinking that Sterling Archer himself is like an unholy hybrid of James Bond and Donald Trump:

"Time to die, Mr Archer!"
"Suck my balls, douchebag!"

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2020, 11:34:22 PM »
Even things like this press conference make me anxious now. What's he gonna do? Tell everyone to riot?

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2020, 11:35:16 PM »
Nice Freudian slip from Katty Kay.

"And there is the White House Griefing Room..."

Hehehe. How long now until Melania files for divorce and he has to move into a sordid little grief hole?

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2020, 11:36:52 PM »
Where and when is The Furious Orange going to go all Network on us?

How have I never noticed this? The double of him. (Apologies to Paul Putner)



STOP THE COUNT, MR STEW!

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2020, 11:37:14 PM »
Even his remarks are delayed, can’t anyone stick to a timetable anymore?

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2020, 11:37:43 PM »
"OH YOU POOR MOULDY FOOL!"

A mate of mine has been using "The Furious Orange" for years, I assumed it was commonly known, like "Fat Savile" for Boris Johnson.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2020, 11:40:04 PM »
Will he keep doing the rallies, do you reckon? I guess so. What else is he going to do?

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2020, 11:40:40 PM »
Even things like this press conference make me anxious now. What's he gonna do? Tell everyone to riot?

if his daily coronavirus adressess from the white house are anything to go by then really anything is possible isn't it

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2020, 11:41:17 PM »
You can't just drop The Furious Orange on me on the night he goes out. I could have been using that for years.

I am really cross about this. How did I not see it before. This is definitely the worst thing about the last four years. Fucking hell I am such an idiot.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2020, 11:41:38 PM »
Don Jnr is going to Jonah this in 2024.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2020, 11:42:58 PM »
Guardian:

'Trump is also planning to speak about what he calls “suppression polls” which showed Biden leading in key swing states ahead of election day. Those polls made his supporters feel like his candidacy was a lost cause, the president has argued.'

That's good.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2020, 11:43:26 PM »
Good news. Nebraska has voted to end slavery.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2020, 11:44:38 PM »
15 minutes late, is he taking notes from boris?

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2020, 11:45:05 PM »
Guardian:

'Trump is also planning to speak about what he calls “suppression polls” which showed Biden leading in key swing states ahead of election day. Those polls made his supporters feel like his candidacy was a lost cause, the president has argued.'

That's good.

Polls that almost surely handed him the 2016 election and made the 2020 election close by convincing millions of people that there was no need for them to go debase themselves by voting for Clinton/Biden.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2020, 11:45:26 PM »
Good news. Nebraska has voted to end slavery.

I bet Donald Trump loves a Cinnabon doesn't he.

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