US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona

[ersatz99]

"don't shine that torch in my face mate, I've just lost 50,000 votes'

[Dr Rock]

Nearly 70 million voted for that insane plum duff

Didn't he literally encourage his fanbase to attempt voter fraud? So let's knock off ten million for starters.

[jobotic]

It is a wonderfully pathetic way to go out isn't it?

I hope we never see him again

[Fry]

BTW I've changed my mind I hope trump winds just to upset Ian Dunt. Christ that man is insufferable.

[Chollis]

this is democracy manifest

[idunnosomename]

BTW I've changed my mind I hope trump winds just to upset Ian Dunt. Christ that man is insufferable.

grey goo bald twitter man has no feelings

[thugler]

Does that mean Georgia result should come in tonight and make it official?

[colacentral]

BTW I've changed my mind I hope trump winds just to upset Ian Dunt. Christ that man is insufferable.

Andrew Adonis for me, who earlier tweeted "Centrism reigns."

[Urinal Cake]

Okay Trump really wants riots. But who will be the ones to step up? QAnon? Proud Boys? MAGA? Boogaloo Boys. There should be a betting market for this.

[QDRPHNC]

He's playing 4D chess and the referee is about to call blackjack. Suck it libs.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

[Captain Z]

"don't shine that torch in my face mate, I've just lost 50,000 votes'

Hahaha

this is democracy manifest

Get your hands off my Pennsylvania!

[Fry]

grey goo bald twitter man has no feelings

Hmmm... you say that but...

He's actually very deep.

[QDRPHNC]

Okay Trump really wants riots. But who will be the ones to step up? QAnon? Proud Boys? MAGA? Boogaloo Boys. There should be a betting market for this.

Oh god I would love to see QAnonners trying to riot STOP SMASHING THE STARBUCKS THATS MY STARBUCKS.

[magval]

If that's real, that's it, that's the photo.

[non capisco]

Andrew Adonis for me, who earlier tweeted "Centrism reigns."

The decaying talking fox in Lars Von Trier's rubbish film 'Antichrist' has let himself go.

[Dr Rock]

If that's real, that's it, that's the photo.

I don't think that tiny child should be there, probably past her bedtime.

[pigamus]

I don't think that tiny child should be there,

Too easy.

[the hum]

Andrew Adonis for me, who earlier tweeted "Centrism reigns."

Oh dear Christ

[jobotic]

That plastic column behind him adds a real touch of class. Should hsvr gone for some pyrotechnics and goodie bags too though.

[JaDanketies]

can turtles really get fat? i mean they're kinda limited by their carapaces

Have you not read Esio Trot?

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

"don't shine that torch in my face mate, I've just lost 50,000 votes'

Brilliant.

[Dex Sawash]

Fox News website doesn't seem to have a story about Trump address

[idunnosomename]

Hmmm... you say that but...

He's actually very deep.

lol what a fanny

[Ferris]

He applies additional spray tan when he feels threatened. He did it after getting back from the hospital, it's a window into his mind.

He looks like fuckin Al Jolson here so I suspect he knows he's finished.

[Butchers Blind]

Its like one of those speaking dolls whose batteries are starting to run down. 

[Ferris]

And I know making "trump hair" jokes is beyond hack at this point, but just what was going on there? It looked like it had failed to render.

[darby o chill]

And I know making "trump hair" jokes is beyond hack at this point, but just what was going on there? It looked like it had failed to render.

Like a dog with mange.

[Sin Agog]

He looks like fuckin Al Jolson here so I suspect he knows he%u2019s finished.

I could tell he knew the jig was up in his theoretical heart of hearts the second he said, "We did OK in Arizona."  In Trumpspeak, 'OK' is tantamount to doubling-over on bended knees and begging for deliverance from a God who's spurned you.

[idunnosomename]

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