US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona

[popcorn]

Keep in mind guys that Giuliani is already on record as saying he doesn't give a fucking shit. None of this, the jibes about hair dye or Total Landscaping mean a thing. He could be perched on the corpse of the last white harpooned Rhino (and in a way, he is) for all he cares. Grift, grift, grift, grift. These people are so detached and surrounded with enough people that make them feel good enough to not slit their wrists, it's easy money.

Are you saying that none of the posts in this thread are going to affect him at all?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It is sweet AF that the main line of attack from the alt-right is about LAWYERS and how evil LAWYERS are yet now Trump is entirely reliant on them, or at least continues to think he is because none of the bad lawyers he is left with have the guts to square with him that it's all over. Still, I suppose they continue to run down the profession, which the alt-right will like.

[Bernice]

It's really reminding me of a scene from some comedy thing. It might be Martin Crane at Niles's party, but it feels like it's an English thing...

I'm also getting this. A sitcom character getting increasingly flustered as dye or make up streaks down a sweaty face.

[jobotic]

Chavez, Soros, Cuba, antifa. All get a name check.

Is this not a call to arms?

[imitationleather]

I'm also getting this. A sitcom character getting increasingly flustered as dye or make up streaks down a sweaty face.

It was a running joke in Time Gentlemen Please, if that helps.

[pigamus]

What about all this shit in Detroit, is anything going to come of it

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

America's largest militia says it will refuse to recognise Biden as president and 'resist' his administration.

aaaand off you go in a van

[steve98]

What about all this shit in Detroit, is anything going to come of it

Wayne county? Fuck knows.

[Cuellar]

It was a running joke in Time Gentlemen Please, if that helps.

No, imitationleather, that's wrong.

It's going to drive me mad. Maybe I am just thinking of Frasier

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Giuliani removes hat.  A single large fish slides out and falls despondently to the floor. Giuliani loudly and obviously shits himself.

Thanks a lot, this is the good chair.

[Urinal Cake]

No, imitationleather, that's wrong.

It's going to drive me mad. Maybe I am just thinking of Frasier

Edit: Nevermind

[Menu]

This on the surface typically Obama-slagging Garrison is interesting for what it actually admits.. Trump was 'a passing anomaly' who 'tried to ruin my legacy'.. signs of acceptance?

The funniest thing about that is that Garrison, for some reason, thinks the Daily Telegraph is some proto-Communist, pro-muslim evil media behemoth. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE THINK THAT?

[jobotic]

'Cos he's off his winkle?

[Ferris]

No, imitationleather, that's wrong.

It's going to drive me mad. Maybe I am just thinking of Frasier

It's old isn't it? I seem to remember audience laughter and grainy 16mm film. Maybe even a bowler hat and/or cheery '70s jumper.

[Ferris]

Wayne county? Fuck knows.

Brilliant.

She's turned the Wayne County against us.

[imitationleather]

The funniest thing about that is that Garrison, for some reason, thinks the Daily Telegraph is some proto-Communist, pro-muslim evil media behemoth. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE THINK THAT?

Confusingly, it's also the logo of The New York Times and that's what he's referencing.

[jobotic]

In that case I withdraw my comment

[Small Potatoes]

What's the eye symbol to the left of the NYT one? Looks like half of the the old Crossroads-era ATV logo. Perhaps Benny was in the woke Illuminati.

[Menu]

Confusingly, it's also the logo of The New York Times and that's what he's referencing.

Phew! I thought he was going mental.

[Menu]

What's the eye symbol to the left of the NYT one? Looks like half of the the old Crossroads-era ATV logo. Perhaps Benny was in the woke Illuminati.

CBS. Home to the CBS Saturday night Crap-a-rama!

In the early 90s.

[honeychile]

It's really reminding me of a scene from some comedy thing. It might be Martin Crane at Niles's party, but it feels like it's an English thing...

Victor Meldrew unwittingly scrawling blue biro ink all over his temple?

[Buelligan]

Is that Laura Dern behind him or his nurse?

J K Rowling.

[Cuellar]

It's old isn't it? I seem to remember audience laughter and grainy 16mm film. Maybe even a bowler hat and/or cheery '70s jumper.

Yes, I think it is old.

[kngen]

What about all this shit in Detroit, is anything going to come of it

I'm probably overthinking it, but I have a nagging feeling of dread that all the shit with Giuliani is trying to distract from exactly these kind of machinations (which constitutional types were shouting about months ago). I'm feeling a little less confident that we've seen the back of the cunt than I was a few days ago.

[Urinal Cake]

I imagine after Trump's white hair, Trump sent out a memo for everybody to get into the hair dye.

[Menu]

I'm probably overthinking it, but I have a nagging feeling of dread that all the shit with Giuliani is trying to distract from exactly these kind of machinations (which constitutional types were shouting about months ago). I'm feeling a little less confident that we've seen the back of the cunt than I was a few days ago.

That's strange because I've gone the other way on it. I'm increasingly less worried than I was because no fucker(apart from us) is paying attention to these grifters anymore, and the military establishment have made it quite clear there will be no TrumpTantrum war. 

[Wonderful Butternut]

The funniest thing about that is that Garrison, for some reason, thinks the Daily Telegraph is some proto-Communist, pro-muslim evil media behemoth. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE THINK THAT?

Because he's part of the American right. They're beyond deluded and probably all wish that an all out war had erupted with the Soviet Union that was still ongoing in some sort of steampunk distopia where they go around bravely shooting Commie mechs and super soldiers with their freedom lasers or something.

[Ferris]

Well that, and he's referring to the NY Times which has a very similar (the same?) logo.

What type of nerd wouldn't be up for a mech laser battle? I'd be first in line at the mech garage. "Mech me up lads!" I'd say, before terrorizing upstate New York.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Tacit admission that Obama's "sense of decency" is fucking enormous. The size of the moon!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/11/10/21551766/election-polls-results-wrong-david-shor?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB

Read this..I guess? meh