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US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona

Started by Ferris, November 05, 2020, 11:17:27 PM

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Mister Six

Quote from: Alberon on November 25, 2020, 09:53:59 PM
More proof Trump knows he's going.

I presume he'll hold off pardoning himself until just before he leaves.

Presidents can't pardon people for things they haven't been prosecuted and convicted of.

Mr Banlon


Alberon

Quote from: Mister Six on November 25, 2020, 10:06:03 PM
Presidents can't pardon people for things they haven't been prosecuted and convicted of.

Do you think that will stop him doing it, though?

BlodwynPig


Urinal Cake

Quote from: Mister Six on November 25, 2020, 10:06:03 PM
Presidents can't pardon people for things they haven't been prosecuted and convicted of.
Absolute immunity for me, my family and my friends.

But he doesn't have to worry on a federal level the Democrats aren't going to bother with him and anybody connected with him unless they becomes implicated in some violent, treasonous plot.

idunnosomename

absolute scenes



QuoteAs a candidate, he was a rolling, sputtering mess. His brain kept stalling. His air filter was worn out from sniffing. He spent most of his campaign in a basement garage. He's a broken down embarrassment whose lies have backfired on him many times. He's an Edsel who raced against a real race car in the Daytona 500 and somehow won. Of course he should have lost, but the checkered flag was magically jammed into his fender.

He's a corrupt, shifty career politician who made sure his family cashed in on any government operation. His crack smoking son, Hunter, made a fortune from his dad's influence in China, Ukraine, and elsewhere. Hunter made a pit stop and had his front grille replaced. His teeth had rotted out due to meth smoking.

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The vote was stolen from Trump, who probably lapped Biden many times. Trump won in a landslide.

The Democrat Party controlled the counting in key states and they had plenty of foreign and domestic help. The rogue CIA was instrumental in the death of JFK. They helped in an attempted coup of a lawfully-elected president, Trump. I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't involved.  The Swamp knew Trump was a threat to them, so they went all out to steal the finish line in favor of one of their own.

If China Joe is allowed to steal the presidency, he will complete Obama's destruction of America. His administration will be Hell on wheels. The troops will not be coming home. Instead, Biden will look for ways to start new wars, probably beginning in Syria. Pay for play will be the order of the day. The Swamp will get deeper and vaster and it will make sure it's never challenged again. The Supreme Court will be packed and the Electoral College will be eliminated. The Democrat Socialists and globalists will take permanent power. The billionaire class at the top will get richer. Amazon will get bigger while small businesses will be destroyed. Americans will become poorer and more dependent on government. Citizens will be forced to exchange remaining freedoms for government assistance. Censorship will become commonplace. There will be lockdowns and forced vaccinations. Biden will drive us toward a dystopian society. He has no brakes.

We need a U turn here. The stolen election needs to be rectified immediately. Despite the Obama judges and establishment media who lie and tell us election security was 'robust,' we need justice. The perpetrators who arranged the theft, no matter how lofty their ranking, need to go to prison.

We were told to wear masks. We did not resist. Mask wearing became permanent. If we do nothing about this rigged election, the rigging will become permanent. Rigged elections mean our Republic is over. Patriots who resist will be seen as traitors to the new socialist state and eventually they'll be sent to camps. Bill Gates and his fellow elitists think they own and control everything. They will solidify their grip on power and the Swamp will drain us.

A great many caution flags are now flying.

— Ben Garrison

(Special thanks to Bob B. for his cartoon suggestion).

why is he drawing himself?

EOLAN

That cartoon does seem to be in pretty bad taste given some of the past tragic history of the Biden family.

As for the article.

There is so much packed into this trio of sentences that makes me think Ben is just wanting to be seen to be behind Trump while not being so.

QuoteThe rogue CIA was instrumental in the death of JFK. They helped in an attempted coup of a lawfully-elected president, Trump. I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't involved.

Mentioning JFK in sentence before implying corruption around this election; when JFK was involved one of the more corrupt recent elections.
Of course his wording that it is a coup of a lawfully-elected president in reference to Trump can just mean that his first election was lawful and is not necessarily stating he lawfully won this election.
Then classic double negative; on a common phrase that would commonly be used properly. So in reality he is stating surprise is the CIA is involved.

non capisco

An orange car with Trump's hair going VROOM VROOM at this stage in the game, that is exquisite.

buttgammon

Quote from: non capisco on November 26, 2020, 12:34:46 AM
An orange car with Trump's hair going VROOM VROOM at this stage in the game, that is exquisite.

In fairness, 'vroom vroom' is unusually witty and eloquent by Garrison's standards. Trump's too.

idunnosomename

Quote from: non capisco on November 26, 2020, 12:34:46 AM
An orange car with Trump's hair going VROOM VROOM at this stage in the game, that is exquisite.
he really is dying on his fucking arse and its amazing to watch

evilcommiedictator

QuoteHe's a corrupt, shifty career politician who made sure his family cashed in on any government operation. His crack smoking son

Welcome to The Resistance, Ben, oh wait,

Urinal Cake

It's ironic. Hunter- crack cocaine. Don Jnr- cociane powder. Biden would've locked up his son before Don Jnr.


Sonny_Jim

#2593
He smoked everything he sees, from crack to prickly trees.....

Just listening to Rudy presenting his arguments to a judge.  At one point he claims not to know what the word 'opacity' means.  Desolate.

EDIT:  Also a beautiful moment where the Judge asks if he's alleging fraud, Rudy says 'Yup!', then the Judge reminds him that cases of fraud need a higher standard of proof to proceed.  Rudy notices that he's put himself in the shit, backpedals and says 'I must correct myself, no'. 

He's properly shit at being a lawyer now.

Urinal Cake

Giuliani is just a country lawyer- just court learnin' no book learnin'.

Fambo Number Mive

QuoteThe billionaire class at the top will get richer.

Fairly sure this happened throughout Trump's presidency.




Paul Calf

His habit of labelling people is basically an admission that he's as shit at drawing as he is at the humours. This particular specimen looks like a cry for help.

jobotic

Billionaires will do well out of socialism?

Someone should tell them.


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Paul Calf on November 26, 2020, 09:40:02 AM
His habit of labelling people is basically an admission that he's as shit at drawing as he is at the humours. This particular specimen looks like a cry for help.

He isn't shit at drawing, he is pretty shit at drawing likenesses.

The labelling everything is endemic in US politican cartoons, because Americans are apparently singularly unable to detect subtext or metaphor.

JaDanketies

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 26, 2020, 09:44:34 AM
The labelling everything is endemic in US politican cartoons, because Americans are apparently singularly unable to detect subtext or metaphor.

Yeah. It's not even necessary to have the crack-smoking driver labelled 'Hunter' because it's pretty obvious from the crack pipe and that he's calling the car 'dad'.


ajsmith2

I think Garrison's technically a pretty good artist. He has the chops and his cartoon concepts are often entertaining, just in service of batshit ideas. His likenesses are variable but he usually makes an effort and often they're pretty dead on. If he wasn't actually talented in some directions I don't think his work would get so much mileage on here.

If you want to see a cartoonist with the same politics as Garrison but who genuinely can't draw check out (or on second thoughts please don't) Branco:

https://comicallyincorrect.com/ (you need to pass a security thing first to even access his graphic dominion)








Mr Banlon


JamesTC


ajsmith2

But believe it or not my Brucie dear decided that he'd come back...

As a car!

Paul Calf

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 26, 2020, 09:44:34 AM
He isn't shit at drawing, he is pretty shit at drawing likenesses.



If you're a political cartoonist, that's quite an important skill. Propaganda art is almost always very low quality and this is no exception.

Quote from: JaDanketies on November 26, 2020, 09:52:27 AM
Yeah. It's not even necessary to have the crack-smoking driver labelled 'Hunter' because it's pretty obvious from the crack pipe and that he's calling the car 'dad'.

That crack pipe is hilarious. It looks like a crack pipe but he's smoking it like a meerschaum.

Ferris

Quote from: ajsmith2 on November 26, 2020, 10:23:44 AM
But believe it or not my Brucie dear decided that he'd come back...

As a car!

Brucie: Fully Loaded