US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona

[DrGreggles]

Do you think anyone has mentioned to him that that's not how it works?

[Jittlebags]

[Ferris]

Sensational.

[Urinal Cake]

Angry Trump is boring. Trump is chasing ghosts. He needs someone in front of his face to bring back the insults.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Looking possible that the US will record 3K Covid deaths in a single day at some point next week.

[Dog Botherer]

Looking possible that the US will record 3K Covid deaths in a single day at some point next week.

numbers will be affected by Thanksgiving for a few days. we'll probably hit the 3k mid to late in the week.

[jobotic]

Like us in mid-January?

We're Number Two!

[DrGreggles]

[kngen]

Yeah, I understand that, but it would be reassuring to have someone explaining why this is piss other than spelling mistakes.

This fella (who seems to know what he's talking about in regards to all the legal stuff) has done a pretty thorough takedown: https://twitter.com/questauthority/status/1331968615713824772

He does talk about the typos etc, but so much more. too. Some of the witness testimony is astounding, like the person who saw a couple of food trucks turn up to feed the vote counters, but not all of them got food, and then Biden's vote count increased by several thousands an hour later, so - obviously - the food trucks were a front to sneak some dodgy ballots in.

When read in conjunction with this actually pretty good piece from Politico, it isn't hard to imagine that this has been thrown together by some junior underlings counting the hours until their contracts are up on November 30, and Powell and Giuliani have been shoved into the spotlight to front it, all to keep their giant greetin' wean of a boss happy for another week or so.

I'm looking forward to the tell-alls next year.

[idunnosomename]

at this point we can only post terrible ben cartoons and laugh

DEMOCRACY! DEAL WITH IT! you did RUSSIA so we're going to do GLOBALIST DEEP STATE.



why isnt it grrraphics. what does it even mean anyway. GRRR!

[Mister Six]

numbers will be affected by Thanksgiving for a few days. we'll probably hit the 3k mid to late in the week.

Yeah, was just reading that the numbers will be artificially depressed for a bit because of fewer tests being taken, fewer people to process tests, fewer people filing the results etc. The fear is that might give people a false sense of security that will lead to them arranging big Christmas meet-ups that will mean even more virus spread.

[robhug]

is the draw of garrison on this board due to the fact he has a talent for drawings which we automatically admire as we cant draw for fucking toffee

(he's barmy obvs)

[Sonny_Jim]

As far as I can tell, Sidney has two lolsuits, one that hasn't actually been filed and another that has, but is so flimsy it's not going to last very long.

It's all a game, innit.  It doesn't matter if they win the cases or not as it won't change the election outcome.

All of this.  ALL of this is *purely* to placate Donald and his supporters.  You can see they've already been programmed to deny any link to the trump campaign.  If a lolsuit looks like a piece of shit, then it was 'filed by a private citizen' and 'wasnt part of the main legal effort'.  If it looks like it has some merit, then it becomes 'the kraken' and it's going to be the best thing ever.

Seriously, how can people be so fucking ignorant?

[Urinal Cake]

Anger and resentment and tremendous self-belief.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/28/joe-biden-gains-votes-in-wisconsin-county-after-trump-ordered-recount

3m dollars to lose 100 votes.

[RenegadeScrew]

at this point we can only post terrible ben cartoons and laugh

DEMOCRACY! DEAL WITH IT! you did RUSSIA so we're going to do GLOBALIST DEEP STATE.

why isnt it grrraphics. what does it even mean anyway. GRRR!

It's actually one of the first to make me laugh.  "Happy thanksgiving" in the bottom corner...brilliant stuff. 

"This food is rotten, and the meat isn't even cooked properly. They are trying to poison us!  Bon appetit!"

[Mr Farenheit]

[DrGreggles]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/28/joe-biden-gains-votes-in-wisconsin-county-after-trump-ordered-recount

3m dollars to lose 100 votes.

"In particular Trump's comments have spurred conspiracy theories that the state's electoral system is rigged and prompted some of his supporters to make calls for a boycott of the coming vote – something that local Georgia Republicans desperately do not want. "His demonization of Georgia's entire electoral system is hurting his party's chances at keeping the Senate," warned an article published by Politico."

[amputeeporn]

"In particular Trump's comments have spurred conspiracy theories that the state's electoral system is rigged and prompted some of his supporters to make calls for a boycott of the coming vote – something that local Georgia Republicans desperately do not want. "His demonization of Georgia's entire electoral system is hurting his party's chances at keeping the Senate," warned an article published by Politico."

Fantastic. I have to say - loser Trump is already more entertaining to me than winner Trump. If this is him still on the seat of power, imagine him when the debts get called in and some legal action gets taken. Imagine when Rudy (inevitably) flips on him like all the rest. It's great.

[phantom_power]

Would that also mean he had to prove he didn't do those rapes?

[ajsmith2]

Would that also mean he had to prove he didn't do those rapes?

Trump would never go there of course. Biden may be the worst person ever who completely wrecked his future prospects and made him a loser on the world stage and to history, but on that front it's still very much bro's before hos.

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/may/25/joe-biden-sexual-assault-allegation-why-trump-quiet-tara-reade

[Fambo Number Mive]

President Donald Trump is threatening to veto legislation to fund the military as one of his final acts in office unless a widely supported, bipartisan provision to rename military bases honoring Confederate military leaders is removed, according to White House, defense and congressional sources...

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/trump-set-veto-defense-bill-over-renaming-bases-honoring-confederates-n1248467

[Mister Six]

Hope they can figure out a way to change the names while still not funding the military.

[JesusAndYourBush]

After 20th January Biden could just reverse any of Trumps last minute silliness, couldn't he?

[Mister Six]

So long as Trump doesn't do something with massive international implications like recognise Taiwan as an independent country or something.

[gmoney]

After 20th January Biden could just reverse any of Trumps last minute silliness, couldn't he?

That's what usually happens isn't it? The outgoing president sets in motion a load of stuff that the incoming one has to cancel, so they can point to all the horrible things the new regime is cancelling.

[Dog Botherer]

i think Trump was trying to coast the economy along til after this Christmas and then have that massive collapse. covid fucked that but he just blamed it on Dems shutting shit down.

Bush was basically trying to do the same thing back in 07/8.

[phantom_power]

Trump would never go there of course. Biden may be the worst person ever who completely wrecked his future prospects and made him a loser on the world stage and to history, but on that front it's still very much bro's before hos.

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/may/25/joe-biden-sexual-assault-allegation-why-trump-quiet-tara-reade

I was talking about Trump's rapes but yeah that is also true

[chveik]

Trump would never go there of course. Biden may be the worst person ever who completely wrecked his future prospects and made him a loser on the world stage and to history, but on that front it's still very much bro's before hos.

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/may/25/joe-biden-sexual-assault-allegation-why-trump-quiet-tara-reade

IT WAS A DEBATE

[Butchers Blind]

Full Voight

https://twitter.com/jonvoight/status/1331437400422158343?s=19