US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona

[Uncle TechTip]

Maybe they'll open the machine and like a million votes will fall out.

[steve98]

Maybe they'll open the machine and like a million voles will fall out.

"Another one."



"3 more. Dead but they still count."

[Sonny_Jim]

42 mail-in ballots were received back completed before they were mailed out to the voter by the county, 1,887 mail-in ballots were received back completed the same day they were mailed out to the voter by the county, 1,786 mail-in ballots were received back completed one day after they were mailed out to the voter by the county and 2,275 mail-in ballots were received back completed only two days after they were mailed out to the voter by the county. This impossible phenomenon occurred throughout the counties of Georgia and were not an isolated event.

Here's the thing Sidney forgot to mention, a lot of people picked up their mail-in ballots in person.  So it's not 'impossible' for someone to have 'completed and returned the ballot the same day they were posted'.  Should be interesting to see that claim get torpedo'd in court.

"President Trump received near zero Black votes, which is also highly improbable,"

At this point, I think Sidney might be trolling....

[monkfromhavana]

It all reminds me of this. Imagine it was Trump and Rudi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4SRsGn14PI

[rjd2]

He obviously knows what Marxism is due to his excellent education so this is desolation personified.

https://twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1333531813512404995

[Dog Botherer]

nah Hawley is easily dumb enough to legitimately think that

[steve98]

BIG DEVELOPMENT.

Barr's come out the woodwork and said he hasn't seen evidence of fraud that would affect the election. Ghoullie & The Elite Legal Action Team have issued a statement saying: with all due respect to the AG, he isn't looking hard enough.

Barr's at the WH right now, where presumably Trump's goin' mad. Will he still be AG tomorrow?

[Mister Six]

Keep forgetting Trump is a thing, which is a blessed fucking relief.

[Alberon]

TheDonald going (more) mental over this.

[Urinal Cake]

Barr really does look like an anthropomorphic frog.

[Zetetic]

Really do enjoy glimpses of bemused Melania, like in this video where they've filled the White House with tat:
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1333372865677320192

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Really do enjoy glimpses of bemused Melania, like in this video where they've filled the White House with tat:
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1333372865677320192

Looks like the first lady of Turkmenistan. Garish ersatz excess and mawkish inanity splayed large on a fake marble canvas.

[Ferris]

Really do enjoy glimpses of bemused Melania, like in this video where they've filled the White House with tat:
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1333372865677320192

I've started clicking on the accounts of people who go on twitter and voluntarily spend their time defending the current regime in their twitter replies. They are always, without fail, completely bonkers.

Anyway, this one was tweeting about how graceful melania is or some shit. The picture of trump as jesus with a superimposed lion is a cut above the usual dreck though. Is it worth it's own thread? Wacky no-mark twitter boomers and their loopy content? Could be, could be.

https://mobile.twitter.com/carolbeckett14

[checkoutgirl]

out the woodwork

Out of the woodwork.

[steve98]

Quite so.

[TheBrownBottle]

Looks like the first lady of Turkmenistan. Garish ersatz excess and mawkish inanity splayed large on a fake marble canvas.

In Philippine English it would be described as 'Imeldific'.  And given Melania's status as FLOTUS, the comparison to Imelda Marcos is apt.

[Mr_Simnock]

Melania came down when the Hill's were abducted all those years ago

[evilcommiedictator]

I've started clicking on the accounts of people who go on twitter and voluntarily spend their time defending the current regime in their twitter replies. They are always, without fail, completely bonkers.

Retirees or bots, take your pick, Twitter is infested with bots, and the problem is Journalists love to use it

[Mister Six]

Trump threatening to veto a $740 billion defence bill unless Congress cancels protections for social media companies that stop them being sued for defamation, likely because he's angry about Twitter labelling his bullshit as bullshit.

If only all of them could lose.

[steve98]

It's cos Twitter manipulated what's trending to make #DiaperDon #1. Seriously, that's what he thinks. Now he wants to punish them.

[Sonny_Jim]

Is it really '4D chess' to signal boost a trending hashtag that's not very complimentary of you, by moaning like a fucking prick about it?

[Cuellar]

I've started clicking on the accounts of people who go on twitter and voluntarily spend their time defending the current regime in their twitter replies. They are always, without fail, completely bonkers.

Anyway, this one was tweeting about how graceful melania is or some shit. The picture of trump as jesus with a superimposed lion is a cut above the usual dreck though. Is it worth it's own thread? Wacky no-mark twitter boomers and their loopy content? Could be, could be.

https://mobile.twitter.com/carolbeckett14

Why have they added a massive blonde beard to Superman?

[Urinal Cake]

Trump just throwing shit everywhere hoping something sticks. A lot of stupid, desperate people out there. There's going to be assassination attempts soon. 

[Norton Canes]

Is it just me (yes) but does Trump look very different in defeat? Saw this photo, which seems to have been taken in the last 48 hours:



He looks like some regular, kindly auld fella there. All the angles have gone from his face.

[honeychile]

Really do enjoy glimpses of bemused Melania, like in this video where they've filled the White House with tat:
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1333372865677320192

Fucking hell, how much forest died for that.

[Ferris]

It's cos Twitter manipulated what's trending to make #DiaperDon #1. Seriously, that's what he thinks. Now he wants to punish them.

I don't think he fully understands how that legislation works. He'd be banned along with more or less everyone else on social media who posted anything halfway controversial. That, or the companies would re-incorporate in China and nothing would change.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Why have they added a massive blonde beard to Superman?

Yeah, Trump never had a beard like that, neither did Superman.  It doesn't work on any level.  Is it a photoshop using the image of someone else with a beard?
Is it a genuine Time cover?

Melania came down when the Hill's were abducted all those years ago

The aliens probably wanted their 'Happy Birthday To You' royalty moneys.

[Dayraven]

Superman's had a beard before (because when a character appears in multiple comics for 80 years most things have been done), but my main guess is that it's a way to cover up an awkward visual join.

[Blumf]

Why have they added a massive blonde beard to Superman?

It does suit him. He should do it! Go for an old lumberjack look. His base would lap it up.

[Menu]

Superman's had a beard before (because when a character appears in multiple comics for 80 years most things have been done), but my main guess is that it's a way to cover up an awkward visual join.

By making it even more awkward and confusing. These people are beyond thick.