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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2970 on: December 07, 2020, 03:07:16 PM »
I get the impression that if I punched Trump in the face, my fist would just sink into it, like punching a marshmallow or a really soft pillow.

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« Reply #2971 on: December 07, 2020, 03:30:57 PM »
I'm just passing on a method that's worked for me

Worked for you how? Curing the sick or soothing your own worries in troubling times using repeated words?

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2972 on: December 07, 2020, 03:34:46 PM »
Still, Biden was chosen by Democrat elitists.
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Credit where credit be need be, I agree with that one sentence. Even a stopped clock. Biden was picked by the Dems against the will of the majority of Democrat voters.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2973 on: December 07, 2020, 03:41:22 PM »
No computers. No mail-in ballots. Have paper ballots filled out by qualified voters in person.
 —Ben Garrison

And using pencils, none of these commie pens that are corrupt. And send the results by Pony Express, more trustworthy.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2974 on: December 07, 2020, 03:44:29 PM »
And using pencils, none of these commie pens that are corrupt. And send the results by Pony Express, more trustworthy.
No, no, no! "They" can easily erase your vote with a pencil and change it to one for Joe the Nonce. You have to mark your x with your own blood, it's the only way to stop the Deep State.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2975 on: December 07, 2020, 03:51:48 PM »
We should start a new thread for the US Elections - well, it's more Trump's refusal to concede and Biden soon to take over than the election itself now.

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« Reply #2976 on: December 07, 2020, 03:52:10 PM »
No, no, no! "They" can easily erase your vote with a pencil and change it to one for Joe the Nonce. You have to mark your x with your own blood, it's the only way to stop the Deep State.

And give them your blood sample? You may as well take Gates & Soros' vaccine.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2977 on: December 07, 2020, 06:02:10 PM »
I get the impression that if I punched Trump in the face, my fist would just sink into it, like punching a marshmallow or a really soft pillow.

You'd probably get syphilis.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2978 on: December 07, 2020, 06:26:04 PM »
We should start a new thread for the US Elections - well, it's more Trump's refusal to concede and Biden soon to take over than the election itself now.

Is "A Trump that won't leave the room" too scatalogical (or just rubbish).


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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2979 on: December 07, 2020, 06:28:46 PM »
Is "A Trump that won't leave the room" too scatalogical (or just rubbish).

In the words of Emil from Robocop, I like it!

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=83980.new#new

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« Reply #2980 on: December 07, 2020, 06:37:53 PM »
Is "A Trump that won't leave the room" too scatalogical (or just rubbish).

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2981 on: December 07, 2020, 09:40:56 PM »

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« Reply #2982 on: December 07, 2020, 09:43:50 PM »
Worked for you how? Curing the sick or soothing your own worries in troubling times using repeated words?

I guess both. Sometimes it's been extraordinary. I don't use repeated words, I just ask Him to intervene in the nicest possible way. And He always has.

I did it once when I was really desperate because my Mum looked like she may have had pancreatic cancer. And it worked. So I stuck with it. I recommend it.

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« Reply #2983 on: December 07, 2020, 09:48:50 PM »
I guess both. Sometimes it's been extraordinary. I don't use repeated words, I just ask Him to intervene in the nicest possible way. And He always has.

I did it once when I was really desperate because my Mum looked like she may have had pancreatic cancer. And it worked. So I stuck with it. I recommend it.
Same here. I asked for an incurable, painless, fast-acting disease as I didn't have the nerve to commit suicide - two months later I had penultimate stage incurable lung cancer. Yay, deity!


A suitable final post for this thread, I feel.

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« Reply #2984 on: December 07, 2020, 09:54:52 PM »
Same here. I asked for an incurable, painless, fast-acting disease as I didn't have the nerve to commit suicide - two months later I had penultimate stage incurable lung cancer. Yay, deity!


A suitable final post for this thread, I feel.

Not sure if you're joking but, if not, I'm really sorry to hear that news. That's awful.

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« Reply #2985 on: December 08, 2020, 07:30:23 AM »
Not sure if you're joking but, if not, I'm really sorry to hear that news. That's awful.
Absolutely true. But, as my avatar text says, one miraculous (for which read ' impressively high-tech') cure and I'm all good these days[1]. I love science, me.
 1. other than being ridiculously at risk from covid

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2986 on: December 08, 2020, 07:54:48 AM »
I guess both. Sometimes it's been extraordinary. I don't use repeated words, I just ask Him to intervene in the nicest possible way. And He always has.

I did it once when I was really desperate because my Mum looked like she may have had pancreatic cancer. And it worked. So I stuck with it. I recommend it.

Him? How do you know God Isn't a woman or a hamster or Morph from " Take Hart" , or something?
My deeply religious mum prayed her knees off when my younger sister got bowel cancer. Didn't do much good, I'm afraid.

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« Reply #2987 on: December 08, 2020, 11:51:41 PM »
Absolutely true. But, as my avatar text says, one miraculous (for which read ' impressively high-tech') cure and I'm all good these days[1]. I love science, me.
 1. other than being ridiculously at risk from covid

I'm sending you loads of good wishes and solidarity, my friend.

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« Reply #2988 on: December 08, 2020, 11:53:36 PM »
Him? How do you know God Isn't a woman or a hamster or Morph from " Take Hart" , or something?
My deeply religious mum prayed her knees off when my younger sister got bowel cancer. Didn't do much good, I'm afraid.

I don't really have an explanation. Just that it worked for me . Also I haven't done it for anything frivolous or for anyone outside of my family, for fear of s/he thinking I was taking the piss.

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