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US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona

Started by Ferris, November 05, 2020, 11:17:27 PM

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the hum



peanutbutter

He won't be able to stop himself from running again in 2024, will he?

QDRPHNC

How many indie bands do you think changed their names to Suppression Reasons?

jobotic

Quote from: Captain Z on November 06, 2020, 12:03:05 AM
This is only missing Greg Turkington occasionally chipping in.

some of the most corrupt places in the country, Philadelphia...

- home of course to Will Smith, from the Men In Black movies.


Excellent

Blue Jam

Quote from: Captain Z on November 06, 2020, 12:03:05 AM
This is only missing Greg Turkington occasionally chipping in.

some of the most corrupt places in the country, Philadelphia...

- home of course to Will Smith, from the Men In Black movies.


Ha!

Trump probably thinks It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is a documentary.

Quote from: Captain Z on November 06, 2020, 12:03:05 AM
This is only missing Greg Turkington occasionally chipping in.

some of the most corrupt places in the country, Philadelphia...

- home of course to Will Smith, from the Men In Black movies.


His reaction to losing the election is strongly reminiscent of Gregg getting the plot of Star Trek IV wrong.

DrGreggles

Quote from: idunnosomename on November 06, 2020, 12:03:02 AM
urga burga boo. burga burga boo boo. looga booga boo boo.

I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me...

Menu

Quote from: peanutbutter on November 06, 2020, 12:05:48 AM
He won't be able to stop himself from running again in 2024, will he?

I mean, how will they get him out of the White House? Would love to see him arrested and dragged out by his beloved military.

Chollis

Quote from: Captain Z on November 06, 2020, 12:03:05 AM
This is only missing Greg Turkington occasionally chipping in.

some of the most corrupt places in the country, Philadelphia...

- home of course to Will Smith, from the Men In Black movies.


laughed


Blue Jam

Quote from: the hum on November 06, 2020, 12:05:15 AM
Margin in Georgia now 3,600 votes. Crivvens.

Where are you getting this info from? I've been using the AP widget but I'm not sure that's accurate, in that a few states seem to have been called prematurely.

El Unicornio, mang

Lots of comments on social media along these lines from his followers

Quoteit's not over till it's over God chose Trump and no one defeats our God sorry

Absolutely batshit maniacs

DrGreggles


Urinal Cake

I used to think Russiagate just proved everybody was as crazy as each other. But fuck the GOP is demented.

Quote from: Blue Jam on November 06, 2020, 12:08:37 AM
Where are you getting this info from? I've been using the AP widget but I'm not sure that's accurate, in that a few states seem to have been called prematurely.

DecisionDeskHQ:

GA Presidential Election Results

Trump (R): 49.42% (2,445,539 votes)
Biden (D): 49.35% (2,441,904 votes)

Trump Margin: +3,635 (-5890)
Estimated: > 99% votes in

Blue Jam

Cheers Pearly.

Bed now. Goodnight. Wake me up when this is over.

Most of the remaining vote is still in and and around Atlanta too. He's cooked!

jobotic

Nearly 70 million voted for that insane plum duff

the hum

Quote from: Blue Jam on November 06, 2020, 12:08:37 AM
Where are you getting this info from? I've been using the AP widget but I'm not sure that's accurate, in that a few states seem to have been called prematurely.

I'm using ABC's map, which is also handy for zooming in and getting an overview of the count in individual counties https://abcnews.go.com/Elections/2020-us-presidential-election-results-live-map

JamesTC

Quote from: Blue Jam on November 06, 2020, 12:10:14 AM
Cheers Pearly.

Bed now. Goodnight. Wake me up when this is over.

Blue Jam never woke again.

jobotic

There's no way Trump will win this is there? You promise me?

Quote from: jobotic on November 06, 2020, 12:12:16 AM
There's no way Trump will win this is there? You promise me?

Bake Off? He hasn't even appeared in the first six episodes so it is exceedingly unlikely.

colacentral

They're 40 feet away, 80 feet, 100 feet away. They're outside the building, but they're counting the votes inside the building. They're using binoculars.

DrGreggles

"OK. Here we are again in the unusual position of not only interrupting the president of the United States, but correcting the president of the United States," Brian Williams says on @MSNBC moments into the president's statement tonight.
https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1324502930456825856

oy vey

But demos look to have the popular vote. That's normally a bad sign due to, you know, stuff.

buttgammon

Quote from: colacentral on November 06, 2020, 12:13:44 AM
They're 40 feet away, 80 feet, 100 feet away. They're outside the building, but they're counting the votes inside the building. They're using binoculars.

The bit about the binoculars had me in stitches.

Menu

Quote from: DrGreggles on November 06, 2020, 12:14:34 AM
"OK. Here we are again in the unusual position of not only interrupting the president of the United States, but correcting the president of the United States," Brian Williams says on @MSNBC moments into the president's statement tonight.
https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1324502930456825856

Great stuff! Finally! And it only took the complete breakdown of the political system for it to happen.

idunnosomename

can turtles really get fat? i mean they're kinda limited by their carapaces

idunnosomename

please don't send me a load of ninja turtles fat porn btw