Topic: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona

[FerriswheelBueller]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=82892.new#new

Carry on, carry on.

As if nothing really matters.

[BritishHobo]

They're just milking it now

[pancreas]

Nice title. Have a karm.

[Chollis]

whens trump on

[Thursday]

Maybe Trump will just graciously concede and congratulate Biden on a well-fought campaign.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Then get naked.

whens trump on

2330 GMT

[FerriswheelBueller]

Maybe Trump will just graciously concede and congratulate Biden on a well-fought campaign.

First guffaw of the election. Fair play.

[JamesTC]

Trump to use his presidential powers to make it a best of three. It isn't over yet!

[Blue Jam]

Glad I stayed up on Tuesday night and totally fucked my body clock now.

Where and when is The Furious Orange going to go all Network on us? Anyone got a YouTube link?

[C_Larence]

What are MSNBC and CNN going to do for the next four years? Serious question. What were they like under Obama?

[Beagle 2]

You can't just drop The Furious Orange on me on the night he goes out. I could have been using that for years.

[phes]

due to speak from white house. usually streamed here

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

President Trump Delivers Remarks , sounds quite sophisticated can't wait!

[Blue Jam]

Cheers phes

"Kicked the White House door in, painted it orange on the way out"

[Keebleman]

Nice Freudian slip from Katty Kay.

"And there is the White House Griefing Room..."

[Blue Jam]

President Trump Delivers Remarks , sounds quite sophisticated can't wait!

I've been watching a lot of Archer lately and I can't stop thinking that Sterling Archer himself is like an unholy hybrid of James Bond and Donald Trump:

"Time to die, Mr Archer!"
"Suck my balls, douchebag!"

[JaDanketies]

Even things like this press conference make me anxious now. What's he gonna do? Tell everyone to riot?

[Blue Jam]

Nice Freudian slip from Katty Kay.

"And there is the White House Griefing Room..."

Hehehe. How long now until Melania files for divorce and he has to move into a sordid little grief hole?

[non capisco]

Where and when is The Furious Orange going to go all Network on us?

How have I never noticed this? The double of him. (Apologies to Paul Putner)



STOP THE COUNT, MR STEW!

[Operty1]

Even his remarks are delayed, can’t anyone stick to a timetable anymore?

[Blue Jam]

"OH YOU POOR MOULDY FOOL!"

A mate of mine has been using "The Furious Orange" for years, I assumed it was commonly known, like "Fat Savile" for Boris Johnson.

[Blue Jam]

Will he keep doing the rallies, do you reckon? I guess so. What else is he going to do?

[phes]

Even things like this press conference make me anxious now. What's he gonna do? Tell everyone to riot?

if his daily coronavirus adressess from the white house are anything to go by then really anything is possible isn't it

[Pranet]

You can't just drop The Furious Orange on me on the night he goes out. I could have been using that for years.

I am really cross about this. How did I not see it before. This is definitely the worst thing about the last four years. Fucking hell I am such an idiot.

[Urinal Cake]

Don Jnr is going to Jonah this in 2024.

[popcorn]

Guardian:

'Trump is also planning to speak about what he calls “suppression polls” which showed Biden leading in key swing states ahead of election day. Those polls made his supporters feel like his candidacy was a lost cause, the president has argued.'

That's good.

[JamesTC]

Good news. Nebraska has voted to end slavery.

[thugler]

15 minutes late, is he taking notes from boris?

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Guardian:

'Trump is also planning to speak about what he calls “suppression polls” which showed Biden leading in key swing states ahead of election day. Those polls made his supporters feel like his candidacy was a lost cause, the president has argued.'

That's good.

Polls that almost surely handed him the 2016 election and made the 2020 election close by convincing millions of people that there was no need for them to go debase themselves by voting for Clinton/Biden.

[Blue Jam]

Good news. Nebraska has voted to end slavery.

I bet Donald Trump loves a Cinnabon doesn't he.