Author Topic: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona  (Read 91045 times)

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2760 on: December 01, 2020, 01:27:28 AM »
Maybe they'll open the machine and like a million votes will fall out.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2761 on: December 01, 2020, 01:36:16 AM »
Maybe they'll open the machine and like a million voles will fall out.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2762 on: December 01, 2020, 01:45:41 AM »
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42 mail-in ballots were received back completed before they were mailed out to the voter by the county, 1,887 mail-in ballots were received back completed the same day they were mailed out to the voter by the county, 1,786 mail-in ballots were received back completed one day after they were mailed out to the voter by the county and 2,275 mail-in ballots were received back completed only two days after they were mailed out to the voter by the county. This impossible phenomenon occurred throughout the counties of Georgia and were not an isolated event.
Here's the thing Sidney forgot to mention, a lot of people picked up their mail-in ballots in person.  So it's not 'impossible' for someone to have 'completed and returned the ballot the same day they were posted'.  Should be interesting to see that claim get torpedo'd in court.

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“President Trump received near zero Black votes, which is also highly improbable,”
At this point, I think Sidney might be trolling....

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2763 on: December 01, 2020, 08:11:46 AM »
It all reminds me of this. Imagine it was Trump and Rudi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4SRsGn14PI

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2764 on: December 01, 2020, 06:33:31 PM »
He obviously knows what Marxism is due to his excellent education so this is desolation personified.

https://twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1333531813512404995

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2765 on: December 01, 2020, 08:03:58 PM »
nah Hawley is easily dumb enough to legitimately think that

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2766 on: December 01, 2020, 08:12:47 PM »
BIG DEVELOPMENT.

Barr's come out the woodwork and said he hasn't seen evidence of fraud that would affect the election. Ghoullie & The Elite Legal Action Team have issued a statement saying: with all due respect to the AG, he isn't looking hard enough.

Barr's at the WH right now, where presumably Trump's goin' mad. Will he still be AG tomorrow?

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2767 on: December 01, 2020, 08:16:34 PM »
Keep forgetting Trump is a thing, which is a blessed fucking relief.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2768 on: December 01, 2020, 09:00:44 PM »
TheDonald going (more) mental over this.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2769 on: December 01, 2020, 09:05:22 PM »
Barr really does look like an anthropomorphic frog.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2770 on: December 01, 2020, 10:59:18 PM »
Really do enjoy glimpses of bemused Melania, like in this video where they've filled the White House with tat:
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1333372865677320192

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2771 on: December 01, 2020, 11:02:28 PM »
Really do enjoy glimpses of bemused Melania, like in this video where they've filled the White House with tat:
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1333372865677320192

Looks like the first lady of Turkmenistan. Garish ersatz excess and mawkish inanity splayed large on a fake marble canvas.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2772 on: December 01, 2020, 11:29:40 PM »
Really do enjoy glimpses of bemused Melania, like in this video where they've filled the White House with tat:
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1333372865677320192

I’ve started clicking on the accounts of people who go on twitter and voluntarily spend their time defending the current regime in their twitter replies. They are always, without fail, completely bonkers.

Anyway, this one was tweeting about how graceful melania is or some shit. The picture of trump as jesus with a superimposed lion is a cut above the usual dreck though. Is it worth it’s own thread? Wacky no-mark twitter boomers and their loopy content? Could be, could be.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2773 on: December 01, 2020, 11:33:18 PM »
out the woodwork

Out of the woodwork.

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« Reply #2774 on: December 01, 2020, 11:47:53 PM »
Quite so.

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« Reply #2775 on: December 02, 2020, 02:21:28 AM »
Looks like the first lady of Turkmenistan. Garish ersatz excess and mawkish inanity splayed large on a fake marble canvas.

In Philippine English it would be described as ’Imeldific’.  And given Melania’s status as FLOTUS, the comparison to Imelda Marcos is apt.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2776 on: December 02, 2020, 02:32:35 AM »
Melania came down when the Hill's were abducted all those years ago


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« Reply #2777 on: December 02, 2020, 02:35:03 AM »
I’ve started clicking on the accounts of people who go on twitter and voluntarily spend their time defending the current regime in their twitter replies. They are always, without fail, completely bonkers.

Retirees or bots, take your pick, Twitter is infested with bots, and the problem is Journalists love to use it

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2778 on: December 02, 2020, 06:13:19 AM »
Trump threatening to veto a $740 billion defence bill unless Congress cancels protections for social media companies that stop them being sued for defamation, likely because he's angry about Twitter labelling his bullshit as bullshit.

If only all of them could lose.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2779 on: December 02, 2020, 08:39:09 AM »
It's cos Twitter manipulated what's trending to make #DiaperDon #1. Seriously, that's what he thinks. Now he wants to punish them.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2780 on: December 02, 2020, 09:16:29 AM »
Is it really '4D chess' to signal boost a trending hashtag that's not very complimentary of you, by moaning like a fucking prick about it?

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2781 on: December 02, 2020, 09:17:20 AM »
I’ve started clicking on the accounts of people who go on twitter and voluntarily spend their time defending the current regime in their twitter replies. They are always, without fail, completely bonkers.

Anyway, this one was tweeting about how graceful melania is or some shit. The picture of trump as jesus with a superimposed lion is a cut above the usual dreck though. Is it worth it’s own thread? Wacky no-mark twitter boomers and their loopy content? Could be, could be.

https://mobile.twitter.com/carolbeckett14

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2782 on: December 02, 2020, 10:03:52 AM »
Trump just throwing shit everywhere hoping something sticks. A lot of stupid, desperate people out there. There's going to be assassination attempts soon. 

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2783 on: December 02, 2020, 11:53:19 AM »
Is it just me (yes) but does Trump look very different in defeat? Saw this photo, which seems to have been taken in the last 48 hours:



He looks like some regular, kindly auld fella there. All the angles have gone from his face.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2784 on: December 02, 2020, 12:01:38 PM »
Really do enjoy glimpses of bemused Melania, like in this video where they've filled the White House with tat:
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1333372865677320192

Fucking hell, how much forest died for that.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2785 on: December 02, 2020, 12:18:27 PM »
It's cos Twitter manipulated what's trending to make #DiaperDon #1. Seriously, that's what he thinks. Now he wants to punish them.

I don’t think he fully understands how that legislation works. He’d be banned along with more or less everyone else on social media who posted anything halfway controversial. That, or the companies would re-incorporate in China and nothing would change.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2786 on: December 02, 2020, 12:33:31 PM »
Why have they added a massive blonde beard to Superman?



Yeah, Trump never had a beard like that, neither did Superman.  It doesn't work on any level.  Is it a photoshop using the image of someone else with a beard?
Is it a genuine Time cover?

Melania came down when the Hill's were abducted all those years ago



The aliens probably wanted their 'Happy Birthday To You' royalty moneys.

Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2787 on: December 02, 2020, 12:44:12 PM »
Superman’s had a beard before (because when a character appears in multiple comics for 80 years most things have been done), but my main guess is that it’s a way to cover up an awkward visual join.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2788 on: December 02, 2020, 01:15:23 PM »
Why have they added a massive blonde beard to Superman?



It does suit him. He should do it! Go for an old lumberjack look. His base would lap it up.

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Re: US Elections 2020 IV: The Two Gentlemen of Corona
« Reply #2789 on: December 02, 2020, 01:18:29 PM »
Superman’s had a beard before (because when a character appears in multiple comics for 80 years most things have been done), but my main guess is that it’s a way to cover up an awkward visual join.

By making it even more awkward and confusing. These people are beyond thick.

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