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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #60 on: November 10, 2020, 08:19:11 PM »
Sandwiches too difficult to manage. Roll shit up inside flour tortilla. Get breakfast done.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #61 on: November 10, 2020, 08:20:31 PM »
Sandwiches too difficult to manage. Roll shit up inside flour tortilla. Get breakfast done.

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Quesadilla or grave

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #62 on: November 10, 2020, 08:51:46 PM »
Cheese and salad in a baguette so crusty that a poorly-angled bite can cause mouth bleeding.
Chutney or pickle is acceptable but no gerkins or whatever, we're British!

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #63 on: November 10, 2020, 08:52:58 PM »
Courtesy of Elvis (via Nigella): fried banana and peanut butter. It really shouldn't but it is damned good.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #64 on: November 10, 2020, 08:54:52 PM »
Sometimes when depressed I like to have a deconstructed sandwich: Just eating handfuls of bread out of the bag with intermittent chomps on a big pile of ham.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #65 on: November 10, 2020, 08:58:17 PM »
Peanut butter and wholegrain mustard. They complement each other perfectly. Compliments to the chef.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #66 on: November 10, 2020, 09:06:09 PM »
Katz Deli - an absolute mound of pastrami and mustard on rye bread. Couple of pickles on the side. I still find myself thinking about it almost on a daily basis.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #67 on: November 10, 2020, 10:09:54 PM »
If you cut a square sandwich diagonally through the middle you will end up with two right angles. 

This is evidence that the world is made of math and when you eat these triangles math goes into your belly and are calculated out of your arse.

Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #68 on: November 10, 2020, 10:16:15 PM »
Courtesy of Elvis (via Nigella): fried banana and peanut butter. It really shouldn't but it is damned good.

I went through a period of eating these every day, super delicious. Elvis also put bacon on them sometimes, and fried them in the bacon fat. Undoubtedly a major factor in his untimely demise.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #69 on: November 10, 2020, 10:17:07 PM »
If you cut a square sandwich diagonally through the middle you will end up with two right angles. 

This is evidence that the world is made of math and when you eat these triangles math goes into your belly and are calculated out of your arse.

Oh yeah, calculate this!

*shits self*

Oh bugger

Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #70 on: November 10, 2020, 10:24:28 PM »
Sardine, mustard, and gherkin.

Fish finger - probably the biggest treat you can have. I make them huge.

Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #71 on: November 10, 2020, 10:31:12 PM »

Bernard Matthews Turkey Steak
Instant Mash
Canadian Cheddar
Bovril
Ketchup

Fucking amazing.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #72 on: November 10, 2020, 11:15:50 PM »
If you cut a square sandwich diagonally through the middle you will end up with two right angles. 

Square bread just leaves you with an awkward irrational bit to chew on.

If you're smart, you get your bread in 3:4 ratio, so when you cut it in half diagonally, you end up with neat Pythagorean triple, from which you can take whole bites.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #73 on: November 10, 2020, 11:40:52 PM »
Bernard Matthews Turkey Steak
Instant Mash
Canadian Cheddar
Bovril
Ketchup

Fucking amazing.

Is this how you got your name?

Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #74 on: November 10, 2020, 11:42:43 PM »
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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #75 on: November 10, 2020, 11:45:51 PM »
mayonnaise on its own

Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #76 on: November 11, 2020, 12:01:02 AM »
Tuna and mayo with chopped onions and sliced cucumber, on wholewheat, pretty much every night for supper.

This guy gets it (wholewheat negotiable).

Not strictly a sandwich, but tuna/mayo, celery and red onion on a bit of toasted ciabatta as well.

Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #77 on: November 11, 2020, 02:08:38 AM »
I've been obsessed with pizza toasties recently. Two slices of bread with tomato puree spread on each slice then two cheese slices with mixed herbs sprinkled on and pepperoni in the middle then into the George Foreman (other sandwich toasters are available) and you have a delicious pizza toastie.

Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #78 on: November 11, 2020, 02:11:38 AM »
Sardine, mustard, and gherkin.

How are you I'm doing your sardines? Grilled or from a tin? I can see the virtue of both.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #79 on: November 11, 2020, 02:27:04 AM »
omelette baguette (preferably with cheese and potatoes)


Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #80 on: November 11, 2020, 07:22:16 AM »
How are you I'm doing your sardines? Grilled or from a tin? I can see the virtue of both.

Tin. Sardines every day. From tin.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #81 on: November 11, 2020, 07:55:36 AM »
Put anything in a sandwich, mate. Anything.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #82 on: November 11, 2020, 08:28:02 AM »
These two mixed together in a sandwich. Better than sex.





Potted sick. Revolting slop. I have reduced the images so they are barely visible.

As you may have gathered I detest slop in sandwiches, particularly mayonnaise based slop.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #83 on: November 11, 2020, 09:15:11 AM »
omelette baguette (preferably with cheese and potatoes)

I rustled up an omlette that was essentially just a quiche lorraine without the pastry recently. Dunno why I didn't think of it before.

Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #84 on: November 11, 2020, 10:16:13 AM »
They should do a Sandwich Week on Bakeoff.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #85 on: November 11, 2020, 10:25:22 AM »

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #86 on: November 11, 2020, 10:44:37 AM »
That gilly bastard doesn’t look too happy at having his photo used. 

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #87 on: November 11, 2020, 10:59:58 AM »
That gilly bastard doesn’t look too happy at having his photo used.

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #88 on: November 11, 2020, 11:05:38 AM »

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Re: Inbred: Sandwiches
« Reply #89 on: November 11, 2020, 11:27:04 AM »
Katz Deli - an absolute mound of pastrami and mustard on rye bread. Couple of pickles on the side. I still find myself thinking about it almost on a daily basis.
Seconded.

On a more downmarket level from my adolescence, crushed up Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle (dry, straight from the pot) on white bread with marg. The crunchiness of the noodles combined with the salt/MSG hit of the powdered flavouring rehydrating in your mouth. Mustn't go back....

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