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Butchers Blind

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Prince Philip passes
« on: November 19, 2020, 10:54:59 PM »
his 73rd wedding anniversary. Still not dead.


chveik

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2020, 11:02:40 PM »
as a rotting corpse successfully

Captain Z

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2020, 11:02:45 PM »
73 shades of grey

Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2020, 11:04:15 PM »
The colour balance in that is truly chilling.

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Norton Canes

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2020, 11:04:24 PM »
Somebody please identify that catalogue

chveik

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2020, 11:08:26 PM »
Somebody please identify that catalogue

new edition of 'wacky coffin designs'

itsfredtitmus

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2020, 11:09:56 PM »
It's a shame I can't even be excited for their deaths because it would just undoubtedly begat 6 months of "we're all in this together, Great Britain!" type a shite

Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2020, 11:24:34 PM »
Do you reckon the Queen shaves her own legs, or does a servant girl have to do it?

Butchers Blind

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2020, 11:26:28 PM »
Do you reckon the Queen shaves her own legs, or does a servant girl have to do it?

"A little off the minge, ma'am?"

Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2020, 11:40:24 PM »
Somebody please identify that catalogue

Unless I'm missing something else in the photo, isn't it a giant "73" card?

With the jaunty design on the front it could even be the type with a bawdy joke or a pop-up willy or something inside. Which would explain their respective facial expressions.

bgmnts

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2020, 11:50:11 PM »
Do you reckon the Queen shaves her own legs, or does a servant girl have to do it?

I think that's Prince Charles' role.

Annie Labuntur

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2020, 12:29:27 AM »
I know for a fact that at 3am most nights Prince Philip drives from Sandringham to Cromer and back, occasionally sounding his horn https://vocaroo.com/1f8k5dcEsBTw

More power to your elbow, sir!

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2020, 07:43:55 AM »
I know for a fact that at 3am most nights Prince Philip drives from Sandringham to Cromer and back, occasionally sounding his horn https://vocaroo.com/1f8k5dcEsBTw

More power to your elbow, sir!

WHAT??

*reads post more closely*

Oh.

Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2020, 07:44:48 AM »
You bugger! Thought he was dead!

Buelligan

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2020, 07:48:31 AM »
He is.

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2020, 07:53:00 AM »
Do you reckon the Queen shaves her own legs, or does a servant girl have to do it?
Lizards don't have body hair. Descaling, maybe?
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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2020, 09:07:12 AM »

Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2020, 09:36:34 AM »
Unless I'm missing something else in the photo, isn't it a giant "73" card?


If I'm not mistaken it's the Compleat Number 73 Companion And Episode Guide by Andrew Pixley, with essays by L.F. Barfe and Dick Fiddy and a foreword by Sandi Toksvig.  Kaleidoscope Publishing KL7373.

Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2020, 10:10:25 AM »
[Prince Phillip passes] a hair ball.

icehaven

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2020, 10:27:46 AM »
They both look way too happy, is there a picture of Meghan being impaled on a ski in there?

Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2020, 12:27:05 PM »
Ah the halycon days when we thought he might die after cunting his land rover into a pleb

icehaven

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2020, 12:29:01 PM »
Ah the halycon days when we thought he might die after cunting his land rover into a pleb

As I said in the Royal watch thread, I think he did and they're saving revealing it for when the Andrew thing tries to rear it's head again.

Buelligan

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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2020, 12:30:21 PM »
You know, we all know, the Q wears a syrup.  Every time I see a picture of her, I think of what her head looks like, imagine what's under there.  That's not good, not normal, thinking like that, is it?

Also, whilst we're on hair.  Why doesn't someone make Philip train his eyebrows into the comb over?  That is what I would like to see.

Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2020, 12:23:25 AM »
They both look way too happy, is there a picture of Meghan being impaled on a ski in there?
See, whatever it is that's in that card, I think he's struggling to suppress unbridled glee, while she genuinely are not amused. Getting strong Ron vibes off this one.

Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2020, 02:11:35 AM »
I read a spoiler about season five of The Crown.

The gaunt and menacing Prince Philip is revealed to be a flimsy clone created by Palpatine.

Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2020, 04:51:47 PM »
There will be a whole episode about his waterworks problems when they do the Diamond Jubilee. Oo, and I can't wait to see when they do the prang with the prole, maybe they can get Edgar Wright involed?

BritishHobo

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Re: Prince Philip passes
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2020, 05:17:46 PM »
There really is no justice is there? Most people's grandad's don't see ninety, and yet this shambling life-size Home Bargains Halloween decoration drives his fucking death machine merrily towards 100 at 80mph, quite content in the lovely embrace of the gilded airbag that will coccoon him for what feels like another fucking sixty years.

STOP NOW.

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